Magenta

i thought this said "birthday bonus" and i was gonna call you old

i know people harp on the TX democrats for being bad and incompetent, but they would never do this lol

famous pluribus actor wins a third term

middle-age to old white women are the best candidates to win back hispanic voters

The completed precincts in Clarke have shifted about 30% left combined vs the 2024 state house race

Racerep is real!

seems like Biden-Trump voters have reverted but Clinton-Trump-Trump voters have not

i too am glad that i am not a rockies fan

high school people who i haven't heard from in years are texting me asking if i am just as sad as them lol

im connecting with so many people from my life because we're all crying about edwin diaz

because TV is too woke

at least i can be confident that pete will take the highest possible offer with the most amount of years ig

it's better than having to deal with baseball kevin durant

my reaction rn:

it fucking sucks then that the dodgers also gave him a lowball offer and just said, "nah i'm cool with ts"

going back on twitter for a bit for edwin diaz news, and realizing the mets twitter may be the stupidest community of all time

im gonna become the joker

i think diaz always wanted to go to the dodgers, and pretty much just used the possibility of returning to the mets as leverage for a better deal

which doesn't feel good at all

so "fire stearns" mode gets turned off, but it still fucking sucks

it was option 2

retirement home bullpen :(

if it's still option 1, david stearns should go get a job he's better at

i'm leaning towards the latter honestly, since the devin williams deal was the same amount of years as this, for $6 million less per year

it would be really fucking weird if stearns gave that to williams and didn't feel like matching the dodgers' deal

they better get robert suarez i swear to god

two possible explanations for this:

1. stearns didn't feel like matching this deal
2. this deal was matched, but diaz wanted to go to the dodgers anyway

both outcomes make me want to die in completely different ways

die

if i have to watch devin fucking williams be the closer...

no

WAKING UP TO THIS SHIT DOESN'T PORTEND WELL FOR ANYTHING

Edwin Diaz heading to Dodgers on $69 million contract in massive Mets blow The Mets’ bullpen now has a trumpet-sized gap.

THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY FUCKING LIFE

nypost.com/2025/12/09/s...