captain weetabix

aww thank you that means so much ;u;

not a stupid question at all!! yes it goes to me!! aside from like a couple of pence i think 💕

really really sad and upset bc i accidentally killed my beloved friendly bathroom spider

thank you, I really appreciate this - I have very complicated feelings about it at the moment!

hey does anyone want to hear about me quitting my dream job open.substack.com/pub/kthomasi...

im throwing a party (incredibly informal) for the first time since i was like 12 years old and im very very nervous please send me your best and least autistic vibes

A drawing of Harrowhark Nonagesimus from The Locked Tomb series, dressed in hospital clothes while hugging a glowing two handed sword and crying, her gaze a little lost.

“This two-handed soldier’s sword was huge and aberrant and frankly malicious, and utterly your responsibility.”

the sound of plane engines low overhead is one of very few sensory things that send me into instant and uncontrollable overstimulated rage. anyway, my mother has just moved house directly under the local RAF base's flight path

im gonna be a dick for a second. i'm throwing a leaving do before we move and 100% of my colleagues from FOUR YEARS AGO, many of whom i have barely spoken to since then, are coming to it. and of my work pals from THIS YEAR??? literally nobody. feels Big Disappointing

every single part of my life right now makes me feel like i am being hunted for sport. and all i am able to do about it is wait for it to be over. feels bad bro

at the moment i am fresh out of writing juice. it will come back!!!! but for now. she is empty

they should invent a type of moving house that doesnt shrivel your soul and destroy your mind

Digitally illustrated graphic with big, bold, black text in the center reading "trans lives are more important than harry potter". Two cats with alternating colours of the trans flag lay above the top left and bottom right of the text, turning it pink & blue where they cross over.

happy pride month!

wife & i were discussing what female literary figures we think taylor swift should wildly misunderstand and misrepresent in song next. we have decided the funniest option would be mrs dalloway

💕 this means a lot i miss him a bunch still

💕 im sorry and ily

it was recently the anniversary of saying goodbye to my best friend so i compiled some snippets i wrote about him. wellington was a good boy. open.substack.com/pub/kthomasi...

things are not feeling very cash money of late

happy fat bear week #pixelart #ドット絵

god ive just realised bsky has taken the ability to dm off me - are you on twitter or tumblr?

im teaching my mother to play candy crush. this feels like a butterfly effect turning point that i will live to regret

ohhhh my god this is BEAUTIFUL their pose and expressions are soooo tender 💕🥺

yes sorry I completely forgot, I'm so sorry!!

WAHEEYYYY my local neonazi has been arrested

i'm doing line edits and im sad to say that i finally understand why my wife is endlessly beating me with hammers about overusing semi-colons

i am painfully aware that i haven't read a single book since july. but i think there should be an option on goodreads to say that it's because you've been proofreading your own stupid book 16 times

never mind the autistic pikachu has me in floods of tears

getting careers advice from pokemon concierge the way the lord intended

my mother, frustrated, trying not to swear: oh sodding baloney!

that BELLY holy shit