✨Magical Girl Leah✨

I want to be mean to tinies more.

"You can't just leash me to your finger like I'm some kind of p-ghhk"

"Miss! Miss, p-please no! Miss 😖 😖 😖"

Tiny girl who says cute little things like "Hey, put me down!" and "I'm not your plaything! I'm a human being!" and "No please! Don't put me in there!!!" 🥰🥰🥰

Yeah on the one hand she keeps putting me in her mouth and even swallowed me that one time...

But on the other hand, sometimes she bakes cookies, so overall I'd say she's a pretty decent roommate.

She has only swallowed a tiny accidentally like two times and both times the tiny was fine afterwards.

She's also a bit spacey so she might ignore their complaints for a few minutes before letting them out.

Like not maliciously... it's just kind of a habit.

Girl who sometimes puts tinies in her mouth.

Everyone knows the 500 ft tall princess is supposed to be guarded by the 4'10" knight. It's just common sense.

I will master the art of slipping on underwear that fairies are sleeping on without waking them up.

"Hey, what if you called Tuesdays Bluesdays... see, I think it's kind of silly how Tuesday and Thursday have the same first letter. So can you just change it on all official documents? Thanks~"

And yes, I will be attending city council meetings, and I will voice my silly opinions and everyone just has to deal with the fallout of that.

Haha wouldn't it be funny if I took a city and just adopted it. Was just like "Yeah this is my city now I own it and everyone in it." It would be so embarrassing for everyone in it, and there's nothing they can do... If a miles tall lady says this is her city now... who's going to disagree?

Lean in close and whispering "But it would be so fucking hot if I did..." before I pull back and go back to being a silly girl.

I'm gonna hover my finger over the city and lower it menacingly before pulling it away and being like "Haha, just kidding! :P :P I'm not going to crush you all~"

Sometimes I like being stupid big, like if a city was the size of my fingertip. Like seriously what the heck are you gonna do about me at that size? Nothing! There's not a single thing you can do!

Most of the sunlight her citizens get ends up filtered through the fabric of her dress. They're pretty used to it at this point.

Princess who's dress is big enough to fit over her entire kingdom.

Ad goes up on craigslist 50$ to get shrunk to whatever size you want.

"Oh that's interesting... I could probably sell this..."

If there's not enough room on the couch she and her friends are hanging out on... well there's a simple solution to that.

(No, being an ancient entity does not preclude me from being a cute and silly girl.)

Oh, to be an ancient entity summoned by some naive mages through a summoning circle who have no idea what they're in for (also I'm 500 feet tall)

If someone's particularly rude to her she will shrink them and just leave.

When she wants to show you something she will just shrink you and pick you up and take you there. Treat this as a perfectly normal thing to do.

Girl who kind of just always had the power to shrink people and objects. Never really questioned it much. Was honestly more baffled when she found out that other people COULDN'T shrink stuff.

Also she kind of just shrinks people whenever she feels like it.

Especially when she's like "oh heck I don't know how to unshrink you I guess I'm going to have to take care of you for now ahahahaa"

Yeah gosh I love... 🥰

Two weeks later: "Tiny girl stuck up butt."