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Everyone chilling on BlueSky when suddenly 🎉🎉🎉

@square-enix-games.com:

This is... actually a fairly reasonable takeaway from this year.

I know you all want Me to do something about you-know-who, but I'm richer than all of you combined, so I'm waiting to be offered a job in the Cabinet.

A blink and a gamer? What can’t you do Greg?? 😂

The Mario 64 intro scene with a letter from Princess Peach, reading: Dear Mario. Please come to the castle. I'm down bad. Yours truly-- Princess Toadstool (Peach)

CATS from the video game Zero Wing (the All Your Base Are Belong To Us game), saying: "I am Locutus of Borg. Resistance is Futile"

Dracula from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, saying to Richter "Get out of my house"

The transportation advisor from SimCity 2000, saying "YOU CAN'T STAY ON TWITTER! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!"

My big project: The Death Generator.
It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything.

deathgenerator.com

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer had a very shiny nose.

Other signs of his alcoholism included dizziness and chronic reckless behavior.

Staying up till midnight for the new TWICE and Rosie drops kpop is so back kids

It really is quite touching.

I haven’t seen something bring people together like the UnitedHealth CEO assassination since the release of Pokémon Go.

Omg guys, I really can’t stress it enough but I love it here man. Whoever came up with the starter packs is a genius

“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said

muppet history to south korea coup to health insurance ceo assassination has been quite the ride

I wish all CEOs a pleasant trip to New York City, where anything can happen

I made those candied cranberries I kept seeing on tiktok and omg, so good guys you gotta make it

Metal: Everything sucks, but I have my rage.
Punk: Everything sucks, but I'll focus my anger.
Rap: Everything sucks, but I know how to survive.
Folk: Everything sucks, but there is beauty.
Ska: Everything sucks, let's ignore it.
Emo: Everything sucks, and I miss you.

This man has a permanent vice grip on the gaming community and we never want him to let go

I think they should nominate Dr Pepper for Surgeon General. It’s time. He’s earned it.

Hey you, buy the precut fruit and veggies, no, I know it’s not cheaper, I can read, but you’re not going to go home and cut them and put them away like you said. You’re actually going to NOT eat them if they’re not pre-cut so you’re actually wasting money. You are welcome, I love you too.

You can't lose hope if you never had it.

If you make box brownies, add a tablespoon of espresso powder and a little bit of salt.

I THOUGHT THE SAME THING! It’ll be the best Christmas gift ever 😂

This place is like Candy Land man I’m never leaving lmfao

No fucking way

I did my part 😎 #finalfantasy #thegameawards

Man, thank god for Flavor Flav. Saving us here on BlueSky and the US Women’s Water Polo Olympic team??? He’s doing the good work

As the only Beyoncé fan in my family and friend groups (I know, they’re all tasteless. You know who you are) I’m going to be so insufferable on Christmas Day with this and new Doctor Who

“We can disagree and still love each other unless your disagreement is rooted in my oppression and denial of my humanity and right to exist”

- James Baldwin