rae c paige

I’m an attention whore first, a shit poster second, and a secret third thing that even I haven’t figured out yet.

I’ve read Gone Girl more times than is healthy, be careful with me

Sometimes it’s just the feeling
of being looked at and understood
without having to explain yourself. 🖤

It’s my day off and what’s a day off without a couple of orgasms? brb

Today is terrible but I’m re-upped on weed so it’s okay

For a second I almost cared what a group of people would think of me then I remembered, fuck them

no one:

absolutely nobody:

my brain: ‘what’s that cock like’

If I were a Pokémon, I'd definitely be Squirtle.

Dick Girth

North Dakota, Census, 1925

I keep clutching my pearl necklace but my hands get so sticky.

Fuck it send

Oh no I feel afflicted again

👀

rub a dub dub

and then rub me next

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I stole all your lines and they work better for me.

You took a shower? Without me? Pics? 👀
Oh you’re in bed? Enough room for one more? 👀
You worked out? Prove it 👀
Your head hurts? You know what’s good for that 😏 👀
Still awake? 😈💦

Ahem, maybe consider the supply and demand 😅

Pro tip: if you have this or anything along the lines of

“See if you can earn my attention”

“Intrigue me and we’ll see where it goes”

“Be able to hold a conversation”

It always translates to: I expect you to carry the bulk of the conversation because I think my attention is THAT valuable.

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Dating bio line: “Just know you’ll have to work for it.”

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“That’s right do it, cum all over your hand just for me.”

Wait? Who said that?

“Intrigue me and we’ll see where it goes”

I could but that sounds like effort, can’t be bothered

Even better than the audio performances? Damn, I’ll have to step those up

your karma is that you love me still

or however that goes

rub a dub dub

and then rub me next

Wine, wisdom, and beauty 🍓

I apologize for getting really horny and Posting About It. It will happen again, but I’m still sorry about it.

I meal prepped 15 breakfast burritos to freeze.

Look at me, all domestic and shit 🌺

My media tab is like, right there 👀

pressed against the sky - toadies

imagine us covered in oil and fucking

Awake and already on my bullshit

this brat needs some taming

you can at least try 😏