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@jpvazquez.bsky.social

Z-list Actor / Writer / Father / Cube Enthusiast ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Hates social media but is attempting to social media (poorly). I've been blocked by a dictionary so apparently I'm terrible at social media. ๐Ÿ We Stand On Guard for Thee ๐Ÿ

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Had to uninstall the CBC News app because CBC News would no longer allow me to read the news without logging into an account.

Which is a shame, honestly.

I don't understand apps that don't want you to use the app. What's the point of having an app?

04.03.2026 03:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I love this product.

04.03.2026 02:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oof.

Love this account, but I'll be taking a break for all UB packs.

Not my cup of tea.

But I'll be back for UW packs!

Keep up the great work!

04.03.2026 02:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Thumbnail of an Instagram reel. It has a photo of Mark Carney speaking at a podium, edited to appear in front of smoke plumes amid a city. The text reads: "I'm all for international law 'theoretically'".

Thumbnail of an Instagram reel. It has a photo of Mark Carney speaking at a podium, edited to appear in front of smoke plumes amid a city. The text reads: "I'm all for international law 'theoretically'".

1/ This is utterly incoherent.

What Canadians need to hear from our Prime Minister right now is simple: call for a ceasefire and immediately withdraw your misguided support for Trump and Netanyahuโ€™s illegal war.

www.instagram.com/reel/DVcJjIP...

04.03.2026 00:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 192    ๐Ÿ” 63    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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Iโ€™ve unmasked a white nationalist fight club in my city: Montreal.

After weeks of work (with help!), I can reveal an Olympian as a member of the Frontenac Active Club โ€” one who, unbeknownst to the owners, brought them to a local gym for training and propaganda photos.

Hereโ€™s my investigation:

04.03.2026 00:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 836    ๐Ÿ” 314    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

Because at a store level โ€” again for an entire city & surrounding area โ€” SPM was an absolute nightmare.

On the flip, EVERYONE wanted FIN, ATLA, EOE & BLB. DSK & TDM even had more demand. And when I left, ECL was looking HOT.

I cannot believe at all SPM is Top 10 unless they're being disingenuous.

03.03.2026 04:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What does this all mean?

If WotC wants to claim it was a best selling set โ€” which is an absolute joke โ€” its because they're lying about their numbers one way or another.

Either there is lying internally or they're fudging their numbers for corporate or they oversold to distros & called it a day.

03.03.2026 04:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was a game of Hot Potato. We were all just passing around these SPM boxes no one could offload.

We offered SPM drafts at cost to no takers.

I can't stress enough how no one wanted this product.

And again, this wasn't just my LGS, this was most of the LGSes in my city and some surrounding area.

03.03.2026 04:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My store and every other store in my city would be chatting with each other trying to offload SPM on each other.

Hey, you need these Pokemon boxes? Cool, we'll sell them to you if you agree to buy one of our SPM boxes.

You have One Piece product we need? Yes, we'll buy it from you and your SPM box

03.03.2026 04:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Small stores (like the one I worked at) get the remainders . The dredges. So in order to get more product we want, we're FORCED to buy product we don't.

Want more boxes of Edge or Lorwyn? Now you have to buy 2 cases of SPM. Don't want to? Too bad. Bye bye boxes you need. They go to other stores now

03.03.2026 04:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Instead, you have to play this game with distributors where you have to buy more of the previous set or you get less of the next.

This goes further when they have stores they prefer: Big vs. Small stores.

Big store get "first dibs" & can buy out stock & hurt small stores. Only they have product.

03.03.2026 04:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you bought 20 of the previous set (FIN, good luck there). 10 EOE only gets you >10 for SPM. In this case, you don't care. You want 0 anyway, right?

Great. You're only getting a box or 2 of Avatar then. Cause you bought 0 SPM.

Stores can't just order what they need. You get punished if you try.

03.03.2026 04:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Distributors force us to buy a certain allotment of product otherwise they reduce our numbers for the next one.

Example using simple numbers: you want 10 boxes of Edge, 0 boxes of Spidey and 10 of Avatar? You can't do that. Like you literally can't.

You can only get 10 boxes of Edge if...

03.03.2026 04:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just finished a stint working at an LGS. Finished right as Lorwyn hit so I was there for Spider-Man.

No one wanted it. And when I say no one, I don't just mean my LGS, I mean my whole city & surrounding areas.

Here's the thing: WotC sells to distributors (The Devils) & they sell to us, the LGSes

03.03.2026 04:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Post by @markrosewater ๐Ÿ’ฌ 52ย ย ๐Ÿ” 4ย ย โค๏ธ 43ย ยทย did EOE or spiderman sell better? Spider-Man did. Edge of Eternities did great and beat our expectations, but Spider-Man is one of the top ten best-selling sets of all-time.

๐˜Œ๐˜ฅ๐˜จ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜Œ๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ฏ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฆ๐˜ด ๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ฅ ๐˜จ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฆ๐˜น๐˜ฑ๐˜ฆ๐˜ค๐˜ต๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ด, ๐˜ฃ๐˜ถ๐˜ต ๐˜š๐˜ฑ๐˜ช๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ-๐˜”๐˜ข๐˜ฏ ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ๐˜ฑ ๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ต-๐˜ด๐˜ฆ๐˜ญ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ๐˜ต๐˜ด ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ญ-๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ.

Okay. This is all I needed to hear.

Either @maro254.bsky.social doesn't understand how his business works or he's straight up lying and WotC can't be trusted.

Here's why.

03.03.2026 04:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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US aircraft leave Spain after government says bases cannot be used for Iran attacks MADRID, March 2 - Fifteen U.S. aircraft have left the Rota and Moron military bases in southern Spain since the U.S. and Israel launched weekend attacks on Iran, maps by flight tracking website Flight...

รndale.

02.03.2026 18:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Our government is truly embarrassing right now.

So glad we gave these idiots a majority. So, so glad.

02.03.2026 14:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would like to remind Ontarians that this is exactly exactly exactly what you wanted.

You did not want cheaper homes, you wanted wanted wanted these data centres.

You voted for these again again again. So stop complaining.

02.03.2026 14:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You dumb fucks have been threatening, hunting down and killing your own people.

02.03.2026 14:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Accidentally doing a lot of heavy lifting here.

Incompetently always feels more accurate with Americans.

02.03.2026 11:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Microsoft gets tired of โ€œMicroslop,โ€ bans the word on its Discord, then locks the server after backlash Microsoft blocks the word Microslop on its Copilot Discord, bans users, and locks channels after backlash, showing tensions around its AI push

#Microslop is that Principal Skinner meme right now.

Wouldn't expect anything less from a 10-ply American company.

02.03.2026 10:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Artists, start trending.

02.03.2026 05:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Congrats on opening a Bitterblossom Bearer.

Also, Bitterblossom Bearer.

Hopefully wheel Blight Rot (unlikely), Blossombind (possible) or Wanderwine Farewell (likely).

02.03.2026 01:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is not only insane that this sort of thing is legal, but perhaps more insane that anyone participates in these "prediction markets" that are so transparently exploited by actors with inside information - to say nothing of the perverse incentives they can create.

01.03.2026 22:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 170    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, that's disappointing.

01.03.2026 20:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When one side is committing the crimes and the other side is doing nothing to stop them and you've only got two sides, that's just called HATING EVERYBODY.

And you're allowed to do that.

01.03.2026 16:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is such repugnant propaganda ... it is *Israel* that is the principal source of aggression and unrest in the Middle East.

Stop lying.

01.03.2026 14:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Gooooooooooooollll!

01.03.2026 03:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Post a black and white panel and tell us who drew it.

The always fantastic @shadex6.bsky.social.

01.03.2026 01:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The always wonderful @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social , who should 100% post here more often.

01.03.2026 00:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0