1…2…3…
“All eyes on me”
1…2…3…
“All eyes on me”
It’s sad the lengths he has to go to avoid his dad slapping him
03.02.2025 00:26 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You know what they say, it’s a doggy dog world
02.02.2025 21:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When I am 4 “huh”’s deep and still have no clue what you just said
24.01.2025 03:58 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Scooby-Doo fruit snacks with the old “cloudy” blue scooby gummies
Kids these days just won’t ever understand how legendary the cloudy blue ones were
23.11.2024 19:55 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0dads really did something special when they invented falling asleep on the couch and then waking up disoriented before going to bed
23.11.2024 12:39 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I’m going to finally say it, I haven’t been feeling very fergalicious lately
15.11.2024 20:18 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0“I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee”
13.11.2024 13:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“I drink a lot of water. Filtered water. Water filtered through coffee grinds”
09.08.2023 10:43 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Elon’s*
08.08.2023 21:18 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They started tracking it last month, they’re the highest numbers they’ve ever seen
08.08.2023 21:17 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yeah shes a 10 but she thinks waterparks are an ideal vacation
02.08.2023 02:25 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A photo looking at the top of a full coffee cup, the coffee has formed 3 big bubbles that appear to be a shocked face. The text “Even your coffee is surprised you woke up this early”
01.08.2023 11:16 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The bluesky in the background is a sign
01.08.2023 11:09 — 👍 20 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Can’t forget the balls
31.07.2023 19:11 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
To some degree, the more time I spend here the more I realize how polarizing it had been for awhile.
You are correct in that now all the worst parts of it have become amplified
Top tier feeling, happy birthday!
31.07.2023 18:40 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Went to the “Ex” cool site and experienced frustration with what I was seeing within minutes.
I hope this stays as a place that doesn’t do that to me, and I’m happy to be here instead
Or Mountain Die
30.07.2023 04:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You either Mountain Dew it or you Mountain Don’t
30.07.2023 04:00 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0A photo of a coffee cup holding a coffee cup that had text reading “today my coffee needs a coffee” #coffee #joke #meme
29.07.2023 13:40 — 👍 14 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0Someone had to finally step up and do it
28.07.2023 17:00 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oppenheimer? But I hardly know her
28.07.2023 17:00 — 👍 13 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0A bandage over a concrete crack, clearly fixing the problem. #joke #coffee #goodmorning
Drinking coffee to make up for the 4 hours of sleep
27.07.2023 14:10 — 👍 34 🔁 9 💬 2 📌 1If Elon ever decides to sell the Twitter brand name Bluesky has the chance to do the funniest thing…
27.07.2023 23:42 — 👍 27 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0🤯
27.07.2023 14:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We’re going to need some more data
27.07.2023 14:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sounds like the coffee is working for me then
27.07.2023 14:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Only one way to find out, keep drinking
27.07.2023 14:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0A bandage over a concrete crack, clearly fixing the problem. #joke #coffee #goodmorning
Drinking coffee to make up for the 4 hours of sleep
27.07.2023 14:10 — 👍 34 🔁 9 💬 2 📌 1