Sort of Jake

Master Chief comes to PlayStation.

Halo: Campaign Evolved launches on PS5 next year, rebuilt and modernized with 2-player local co-op and 4-player online co-op: play.st/4oAYnr5

reporting for duty 🫡

The Remedy Entertainment logo on a black background

News from our Capital Markets day:
🔦 Alan Wake 2 has sold over 1.8M units
🔻 Control Ultimate Edition will release on Mac February 12th 2025
💥 Control 2 will be an action RPG
🎁 Control will receive a free update in early 2025, unlocking some previously released content

🔎 https://buff.ly/4eCBQEU

@merkumerku.bsky.social first

Thirst traps are banned here

First

Ngl the gaming industry in 2024 is wild, every news outlet is like "Game devs forcefully put on IVs and made to work in office 24/7, paid $6 per hour" and most outrage comes from thousands of dudes raging that Lara Croft's imperfect phrenology makes it harder for them to jack off while playing

@cooluncle.bsky.social So like, it's weird right? No matter how hard I look, there are no GBA SP sleep mode mod. Not even much discussion on it which is mad considering how many power hungry screen mods there now are. You wouldn't happen to know anything would you?

Me and the girls discussing whether or not a 'prostate attack' is an attack that targets the prostate, or an attack which weaponises the prostate

It's slowly filling up! Once it's done tho this place is gonna be my new social media home

@yawninggrudge.bsky.social HOMIE GOT ON THE GOOD SITE

This app needs more other accounts on it. I don't use it because I can't see my game updates and the watch people argue about said update.

Booked a holiday! Off to Vienna in November 👀👀

I suspected that "job" meant twitter hahaha. Töötter looks like a fun typing ✨✨

And the translations are on point!

Gym: ✅

I just need my various media outlets to have a account here and I'm set.

Just set a load of things to download overnight onto my xbox 360 like it's 2011

Welcome!

I'm actually really enjoying this fresh start. Hopefully this plat takes off

New social media means new mutuals so where the new homies at? 👀

WAITING FOR A SIGN TO SMASH THE SILENCE WITH THE BRICK OF SELF CONTROL

Just gotta follow more people

For an app that's in dev, I'll accept it.

SHE. SHE SCREAMS IN SILENCE. A SULLEN RIOT PENETRATING THROUGH HER MIND

Exactly 10 years after I set up a twitter account, I've set up a bluesky account. Magical.