During the Bin Laden raid Republicans claimed Obama had to be dragged off the golf course to watch it. Trump had to be dragged from the poolside buffet.
01.03.2026 01:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0During the Bin Laden raid Republicans claimed Obama had to be dragged off the golf course to watch it. Trump had to be dragged from the poolside buffet.
01.03.2026 01:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Those high security curtains are worth every taxpayer penny.
01.03.2026 01:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There is always a Tweet.
28.02.2026 17:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I miss the days when the Earth being torn to shreds by the combined gravitational effects of a Grand Alignment was considered our biggest existential threat.
28.02.2026 16:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0US/Israeli/Iranian missiles flying in the Middle East and Donald Trump is vacationing in Mar-A-Lago.
28.02.2026 15:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And Regent U., home of the Pat Robertson Center For Blaming Gays And Abortion.
28.02.2026 06:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Congress must investigate these Chem Auroras!"
26.02.2026 17:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0But God is on our side!
26.02.2026 14:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0How is his Dow doing?
26.02.2026 04:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Later Trump tossed a handful of Medals of Freedom on the table and watched the team fight each other for them.
25.02.2026 20:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0He got the medal because the team beat Canada, America's worst enemy.
25.02.2026 20:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Canada. They know what they did.
25.02.2026 18:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0The opponent was Canada. The women's team also beat Canada but they are women so no Medals of Freedom for them.
25.02.2026 18:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trump will start handing a MoF to the club champions of his various golf clubs, which coincidentally every one happens to be Trump himself.
25.02.2026 18:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The 1980 Miracle On Ice team didn't MoFs and they beat actual enemies.
25.02.2026 18:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0None of the 1980 Miracle On Ice team that defeated actual enemy Russia got presidential medals.
25.02.2026 18:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ring the bell. Close the book. Snuff out the candle.
25.02.2026 18:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who knew the key to receiving America's highest civilian honor was the ability to block a hockey puck?
25.02.2026 18:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Let's investigate the stairs that allegedly killed Ivana Trump, too.
25.02.2026 17:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who knew all you had to do to earn a Medal of Freedom is make a lucky save in a hockey game.
25.02.2026 02:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They're mostly dead, Jim!
24.02.2026 19:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
When did she stop being Japanese?
24.02.2026 18:53 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Literally the whitest blues singer since Johnny Winter.
24.02.2026 18:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0And Sheryl Crow and Billy Bragg.
24.02.2026 18:43 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That Bluesfest title is covering a lot of territory.
24.02.2026 18:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Canada is never getting in the club now.
23.02.2026 19:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This is why Congress must stop Trump transferring $10B to his No Canada Club.
23.02.2026 18:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Has Kash Patel historically been invited into sports locker rooms to share in victory celebrations? How did he get into this one?
23.02.2026 18:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
What do you expect with all that concealer blocking its view?
22.02.2026 19:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Imbeciles...Incels....whatever.
22.02.2026 19:17 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0