Tyrant Biggles

Burn the blasphemer!

The number one priority of the government is to work for the American people, and Donald Trump and the Republican Congress pledge to cut as much funding and fire as many government employees as possible to attain that goal.

Don't be absurd! This is America.

Living on the street will toughen those generals and admirals up. Their families, too. There can be no fat families in the US military!

Which ones do you eat?

Every vehicle on our highways carry explosive fuels.

The term "get in the face of an Ice officer and assault them" got quite a workout in that video.

What do either of those items have to do with her vagina?

I don't recall demolishing the White House being a promise.

"I knew it!"
- every Q idiot

"This is how you wear a mask. Congratulations, recruit! You're now an ICE agent."

If she were an Obama appointee Glenn Beck would fill an entire white board about those two items alone.

And where can I find some?

I can't remember the last time I used hydraulic.

Just don't call her a nepo baby.

Mike Johnson's hearing is just as bad as his eyesight.

At my house we hand out M&Ms but we hand them out 5 at a time.

Taxing the rich makes billionaires sad. We simply cannot have that.

This is a thinly veiled ploy to satisfy Robert Kennedy jr's insane lust for whale heads.

Clearly Bovino is on his way to the Starship Troopers convention.

Grandpa is so embarrassing.

Common sense dictates we stop listening to David Axelrod and James Carville.

Because MIT-caliber genius Donald Trump knows best.

I would love to see a 60 Minutes segment wherein the host takes the test on camera.

Fat chance of that happening now.

Tiger...WRONG!
Elephant...WRONG!
Giraffe...WRONG!

Why does Bessent tilt his head back like that? It looks like his portrait should be on the smug dollar bill.

He gets paid in jets.

Michelle Malkin sure dropped off the radar, hasn't she? Perhaps the same will happen with Reingold.

Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins bad?

Flammable children's pajamas.