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madison mae parker

@madisonmaeparker.bsky.social

word witch who enjoys a good ritual just wishing it was the 2006 internet again. www.madisonmaeparker.com

40 Followers  |  84 Following  |  4 Posts  |  Joined: 17.01.2025  |  1.3277

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Post image 28.06.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

being childless in your 30s is sending new photos of plants you brought home to your other plant witch hags and saying, β€œmy child,” in the golum voice.

28.06.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i live tweeted my entire undergrad ceremony in 201* (you don’t need to know this number). my mother texted me halfway through the ceremony saying, β€œi found your twitter. i didn’t know you were funny. congrats.” so anyways, i’m trying to get back there.

25.01.2025 07:59 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

okay okay. i was once very funny on twitter, i promise. i can be funny, again.

25.01.2025 07:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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