Nick Katz

Here's an excellent recipe for collard greens. They are cheap and freeze really well. You can omit any meat by throwing in a little liquid smoke.

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Remember when the U.S. gave a shit about international law?

Me neither....

Guess I'm calling this guy:

Why bother? We're dumb enough to go along with whatever without a need for reasons.

False flag? They don't even bother with those most of the time. They're just like "Well they were going to attack at some point."

A preemptive strike is an unprovoked act of war in most cases, including this one. Israel has been given so much money that their defenses should be able to handle anything short of a ground attack.

We were gone for less than a week and this is what came off of Bear after his brushing (and waterless shampooing).

No wonder he loves to visit us. I'm the only one who pampers him like the bow legged big butt cheeked little king he is.

I was mugged once and it happened when I was on the phone with my wife (inside job?). I told her 'I'm getting mugged. I gotta go." before the procedure began.

Today my car was hit while my wife at at the mechanic with our truck.

Here's the text I sent her.

Still got it.

It's neat and all, but the audio sucks. Couldn't hear a thing.

The '70s were wild. They had hotels just for umbrellas.

The guy's skin has both the color and texture of an orange. Somebody filtered the fuck out of this picture.

I guess that stuck.

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I caught the ten year anniversary release of Fight Club in theaters way back when.

It was myself and about ten other guys. All looked like me and were around my age. All were solo.

Nobody said it, but I feel we all knew that we were the most pretentious pricks at our respective high schools.

Trying to put away Gotham's worst criminals is great and all, but your digs are so disgusting that your butler won't even clean them. Time to move, Bruce.

"There! Now can I please have my motor boat?"

I'm fine with a talking pineapple yelling aloha whenever the door opens.

Using A.I. for quality assurance on real people is possibly the shittiest possible use of A.I. Just have the software take the order itself.

The other troublesome thing is that this is the first time I've seen A.I. described as "living" somewhere.

I hope neither of these things catch on.

First there was Fort Sumpter and now South Carolina is declaring war against those peach eaters down in Georgia?!

There is no one in the billboard game bolder than an injury attorney who thinks that their thirty foot tall mug plastered above an interstate will help them drum up business.

When Jodie Foster said "They should have sent a poet," this is what she was talking about.

Donnie, Mikey, Leo and Raph.

Kevin Nguyen @knguyen ... Tried to add "12 Years a Slave" to Google Calendar and it created a 12-year-long event called "a Slave" • a Slave Tue, February 25, 8pm - Wed, February 25, 2026, 8pm Delete Edit event » 5:27 PM • Feb 23, 2014

It’s finally over

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I'm rewatching the latest season of The Boys in anticipation for season 5 in April.

If they can nail the final season, The Boys will go down as one of my top shows of all time.

A depressingly relevant story, great cast and understanding of the source material make this series something special.

Before Heated Rivalry there was:

Well then, I guess that settles that. 🙄

Four remakes that I like better than the original.

This administration wouldn't even care as long as they get a cut.

Whenever I read a comment like this, I immediately think of Brad Birkenfeld. I'm sure Kevin already knows who that is, but he blew the whistle on the biggest tax evasion (among other things) case in history.

The only person that went to prison was Brad, the whistle-blower.

*shows