Nick Katz

Seens like a good alternative to reality. Thanks for the ideas.

"Child rapists..."

Have I got news for him!

Noticed the price was missing.

Then I guess this orange cunt better get cracking on "pricing, on affordability."

We have had a hole in our front yard for months. Turns out a crawfish is living in there.

How is this a real thing, in my home, at this moment, doing this?:

#Caturday

If you ever fart in a confined space around other people just pretend that you're specially abled and do that scene from Rain Man. Nobody says a word.

*Do not attempt this trick around coworkers. They see through it every time.

His skin condition may look silly, but the guy started a multi billion dollar franchise and I think that's pretty impressive.

"Oh, I can't come in? How about now?"

-Bear 🍑

#Caturday

The human/potato crossbreeding has been a failure on every level.

I have no idea what book I'm reading, because I don't have time to read the cover, but it's a fantastic read so far. It's a perfect read.

Creeper, scumbag, convicted human trafficker, all around garbage human, piece of shit, rapist.

There are many things you can call Epstein. Why limit yourself to pedophile?

That new mega roll is cute, but if it isn't something like this, then you're wasting my time.

My toilet is rode hard and put away wet.

He's a Grok guy? An amalgamation of extremist right wing ideologies culminating in something that the worst of our society can get behind?

I buy that.

Nope, not creepy at all. Rest area in Missouri:

We've got no food, we've got no jobs, our neighbors heads are fallin' off!

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There's only two real differences between my thirties and forties.

One is I now have to trim my nose, ear and eyebrow hair as often as my beard.

The other is that I've come to really enjoy a good book and a hot bath on those mornings after a full moon when I wake up in the forest bloody and naked.

Don't mess with Mace. She'll bite ya.

He'll just say Epstein was a liar or it's fake. His base won't budge and the independents don't care. A video could come out and it won't matter.

Now that we know the ACA subsidies will expire, our health insurance premium will be going up. It's not an insane dollar amount, but it's an 1100% increase. Yes, 1100%.

Luckily our deductible and out of pocket didn't rise too much, but I'm sure that it will next year.

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Everyone said I was crazy when I filled my garage with linguine, but come the worst of winter and you want to buy some pasta from me, we'll see who's crazy!

And yeah, the prices are going to be sky high. Seven pinecones a box, bitches!

A great way to remember the names of the great lakes is using a Johnny Mnemonic called H.O.M.E.

Humongous
Oversized
Mammoth
Enormous

Now use the clues.

Huron people aren't usually humongous.

Ontario isn't really oversized.

Michigan isn't mammoth population wise.

Erie tribe? Average sized.

That tracks with volvo. I have a semi truck and it's pretty much the same thing. Sorry. Hope you get lucky trying to it.

The sensors will usually also reset at highway speed. If that's all it is, it may fix itself if you're going over 50mph. Not a mechanic, just a victim of bells and whistles.

Try unhooking the battery cables for 20 seconds or checking the fuses under the steering wheel area, if that's where they are. Find the fuse associated, remove and plug back in, unless it's spent. My car (Hyundai Tucson) fucks up every winter and this usually works.

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*Looking for something new to watch*

"What's this? Terminator 2? A sequel to Terminator? I mean, I guess I'll try it. I'll take a gander."

Baby It's Cold Outside if The Lady Was a Stray Cat:

🎵 I really can't stay

Baby, it's cold outside

You're right. Rearrange your life for me. I'll need six months worth of wets and a heating pad and, for your sake, a litter box, which I have just now forgotten how to use. God speed, man thing! 🎵

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R: Nothing

D: Medicaid cut reversals, ACA credit extensions and no more Trump messing with funds.

R: Nothing.

D: One year extension on the ACA credits.

R: Nothing.

D: A meaningless promise?

R: Lol. Okay and you also have to look like morons who did this with nothing to show for it.

D: Deal!

they were going to do about the big bad. The retro futuristic thing worked and was unique.

Nailed the tone, story and casting.

I hope they do more riskier ideas like this in the future. Yes, the end scene tied it into the Avengers, but it could have been a stand alone and I'd be fine with that.

I can't believe I'm typing this, but I kind of loved Fantastic Four. It was so refreshing to see a comic book movie feel like it is true in tone to the comics. The actors chemistry really stole the show. The villain was meh, but I liked how most of the movie was them just spitballing what the hell