Brendan

Basking in the sun ⚡️

#MHWilds #MonsterHunter

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carrds piss me off because so many children just blast every particular detail about themselves in there and i have old-man thoughts about some of said details as well when you're so young

the immediate deflection he does when this happen will never not be funny to me

this was really fuckin funny to see. if they come out and say it's bc it's breaking people's postmasters, sure that's fine. otherwise it is entirely reminiscent of the Encore farm lmfao

/pardon me, tight squeeze/
i see gachas as relying on the inevitable whales to subsidize f2p players and subscriptions as investment to future content. sure watching the days ticking down on a month is rough if you haven't played much but i also think that's up to players to recognize that.

i do not care if his heart "grew three sizes," you will not co-opt therapy-speak to rehabilitate his image

fuck you die month

I miss D2 (x)
i miss the world and the possibility that is trapped behind destiny 2 the game(o)
IT IS NOT THE SAME

wow cool raptor mount!

hewwo
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who playing da nightreign dlc tonight

My Not-Spotify Wrapped Top 4 game themes:
1. Akademia - Metaphor: ReFantazio
2. Cosmo Canyon (Battle Edit) - Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth
3. Caligo, Miasma of Night - Elden Ring Nightreign
4. An Invitation - Destiny 2: Edge of Fate

i'll be real i thought ds2spoiler meant dark souls 2 for a second and was about to be crazy excited like telling a dog you're going on a walk and then Remembered

Never had a problem with Apple Music but the community and social capital that Spotify has built over the years does give me an amount of FOMO that is then mitigated by /everything else/ about it, which is sad! What a waste, man.

man i really need to return to division 2. bought it at launch and never actually sank my teeth into it but have only heard good things since.

are you playing it?

truly believe the reason why people get so mad at disturbances in their kitchen is because they're already trying to block out everything else around them

favorite skins for each nightfarer in elden ring nightreign: duchess: darkness used 10.3m times recluse: darkness used 11.2m times executor: darkness used 8.7m times guardian: dawn used 4.1m times

i am the only loyalist putting my queen recluse in the majula firekeeper fit

8 most deadly field bosses in elden ring nightreign: #1 royal carian knight #2 draconic tree sentinel #3 erdtree avatar #4 bell bearing hunter #5 pot-troll #6 black black kindered #7 death rite bird #8 ulcerated tree spirit

fromsoft put out some stats from nightreign and pot troll being #5 is so goddamn funny. #1 and #2 are expected bc they're bosses people find relatively approachable. #3 is...rough LMAO

lmfao

lmfao

Digital art set up to kind of look like fake screen caps from a movie. Scene referencing that in Star Wars Episode 6 when Leia saves Han Solo from his carbonite block. Two panels: the top shows Drifter and a hooded figure, Drifter looking soggy and confused, saying "I can't see." The second panel he looks toward the hooded figure, touching their masked face, and asks "Who are you?"

Two more panels in the same style, a continuation. The top panel shows Drifter and the hooded figure, who took her hood and mask off to reveal herself as Eris. She answers his question, "Someone who loves you." The second panel is them doing a big smooch.

You have hibernation sickness 🥶

if we're doing destiny but star wars and freezing drifter in carbonite (stasis) then I'm allowed to imagine soggy trembling drifter getting rescued by eris #Destiny2 #Destiny2Art #drifteris

god i love your style

because it's the free week, we found out there's a battlefield mode where you just rush the enemy team's zone and blow up boxes for points. i haven't laughed this hard in a while going "THUNK...THUNK....THUNK" desperately trying to hide behind enemy lines with a hammer

i didn't think it'd be that bad at first!! there's a reason i did not go replay it on my alts

jealous of you not having to do the Ball Mode

every time i think i want mcdonalds, i gotta remind myself that i really want the fries and move on

still mad about this! betrays the whole game. "people datamine the API anyways" yeah man like a fraction of a fraction do this! bungie hides these things for the first week on DIM and light.gg as well so you can't even really make that argument that it's info that reaches normies.

It’s also just breeding resentment from players online who are going to play and are having the wind taken out of their sails. Bafflingly stupid decision.