Woodlouse [18+] woodlouse - Bluesky Statics

BOOOOOOOOREEEEED

02.03.2026 10:20 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Smiles

02.03.2026 10:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sees post abt dry humping. Thinks about dry humping.

02.03.2026 10:03 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Maybe i wanna get manhandled!!!

02.03.2026 07:48 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Kissing your dad and crying a little

02.03.2026 07:45 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

With only a lot of tongue

02.03.2026 07:44 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Maybe I want the tiniest little kissy from a hot boy..

02.03.2026 07:41 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Woof woof!

02.03.2026 07:40 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wanna go to a furcon. At least once.

02.03.2026 07:39 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I need to get chokeslammed and slamfucked. I need two types of slamming rn

02.03.2026 07:28 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dog sex on tha job

02.03.2026 07:23 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Oh my god im already bored

02.03.2026 07:15 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They just have zero brain beyond strip clubs and calling women 'females' lmao

02.03.2026 06:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

When hes so big that when he lays on top of you the 'no's and 'yes's turn equally unintelligible under layers of gutfat

02.03.2026 06:53 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They arent bad people (not all at least) theyre just annoying..

02.03.2026 06:51 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This is a lie i mostly just hate my coworkers.

02.03.2026 06:27 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I dont WANNA work at a gas station i wanna be a SUGAR BABY to a HOT DAD

02.03.2026 06:23 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

off my first ten hour shift and im instantly so ready to give up all signifiers im an independent adult with interiority im so ready to be yes papa no papa whatever u say papa

01.03.2026 16:07 — 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

god im so fucking horny. i got off work like an hour ago and i want to get my shit rocked so badly ughghghghg

01.03.2026 16:06 — 👍 20 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Cat in heat...i cant.....stoOOoop~ UGHHHhHHHHHh~♡°｡♡♡∘⁠˚⁠˳♡

28.02.2026 22:55 — 👍 335 🔁 86 💬 5 📌 0

Pog???

01.03.2026 15:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My raisins...

01.03.2026 14:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Nonbinary penis on Freevee

01.03.2026 14:44 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Man penis on hulu

01.03.2026 14:44 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Got that girl penis on tubi

01.03.2026 14:44 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yeah like milk. I wanna wring out my tits like a rag into someones coffee

01.03.2026 14:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I wanna leak through my shirt

01.03.2026 14:39 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Why didnt i think of that..

01.03.2026 14:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yah!

01.03.2026 14:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

ID RATHER DIE!!!

01.03.2026 13:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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