Woodlouse [18+]

jax plushie is a font of unconditional love and acceptance.l jax plushie says nice things about me

I am distressed due to environmental factors. I cuddle the jax plushie for physical stimulation.

Commission!

my hands wont stop trembling so this isnt my best but i lvoe them so much theyre mty babies im crying i love my dogs

These damn cats...

yall remember that one episode of my little pony where the moral was dont want things

I have naught but contempt for people that lie for others' feelings. Actively makes everything worse when the truth comes out.

Fuck everyone who ever made me feel like a predator instead of being honest with their feelings because now despite all my friends being honest with me i worry myself to nausea every time i try to reach a fucking feeler out to be emotionally honest or god forbid Flirt with someone!!!!!!!

Sigh.. one day I'll have a mean dom who forces the knot in me and has the head of a wand pressed against my junk, only to pull it away, saying "you'll cum from my cock or not at all." one day..

Invite me to your tabletop campaign let me play a guy with a sword.

Waggle that tail fat boy

Fair enough. Just something to consider; Gaster is pretty unusual as far as monsters go. I don't doubt that he *is* a monster but it would be pretty funny if in 3 years it's revealed Gaster was originally a human. I am essentially just apollo's gift of prophecying at the wall to see what sticks.

I forgot how weird it feels to be full. And how hollow i feel now. I need to do that more often. Fuck.

Tttherre we go,

I want a big mean wolf man to grab my hips and treat me badly!! And when i mouth off he grabs my neck real hard and goes "..and when was the last time you got spanked for talking like that?"

Uuuugh masturbating is doing nothing i dont Want to cum i want to bounce on wolf dick!!

"Seriously, dude? You have a wife and daughter both chomping at the bit to bounce on it and you're looking at *porn?*"

'My wife and daughter aren't krystal from star fox.'

every time seanie dew uploads i get excited because i get to hear the whiniest man in the world talk about video games

trans guy with the worlds fattest strap in the world and he very much wants to put it in you

dm you then got it 😎

are you trying to seduce me

about me drinking a lot of beers?

about to be 471

oh it's someone else today i dont usually feel like this

i wish i was a big monster lizard with a huge scaly bumpy dick so i could fuck dudes w pussies with it. i wanna see a boy sobbing from overstimulation as i max out his cunt with my scute covered bumpy crocodile cock !!!!!!!!

trans mennnn this is your timeeee let me chew on your pingaling

felt big time. i very rarely feel aversion towards my genitals but when i do it hits like a truck. im still kinda of two minds about it. i feel u is my point

ME TOO i have one beer to relax and all of a sudden i am in BOOB SWEAT CITY

maybe the next tboy i get my fingers in will be cuddlier after the fact though

had sex with 1 tboy in my life and i didnt really enjoy topping at all (my dick dont work good) but i really enjoyed fingering him because wow my one experience with pussy was awesome my fingers *hurt* by the end he was clenching *hard* when he came