Kenny

Give them 30 years of mediocrity, and then make a joke of them getting to the Superbowl constantly and losing.

I hate this more then I hate dating app tips.

Huh. I took him for a Chemistry major.

Go anti-woke, go broke.

Drag him into The Hague and let him have it with war crimes charges.

Hey, isn't Jack Smith a war crimes prosecutor?

A few years ago, I commented that once legacy carmakers got into the EV game, it would be game over for Tesla if they didn't really stand out.

Well, they decided to stand out in the complete wrong way.

There's other EV's out there. Time to ditch Tesla.

It continues on its mission to know all that is knowable and return that knowledge to Earth.

I'm partial to Deplorian.

Iirc, Lucid was founded by former Tesla engineers-likely the ones that got tired of telling muskrat "don't do this stupid thing."

Lucid is a glimpse into what a muskrat free tesla would look like.

Oh, that line of pure cringe (you know the one)? Amanda Tapping (the actress who plays Sam) read that and went right up to either a director or a producer and basically yelled "NOBODY TALKS LIKE THIS!"

I don't even need to look up the episode to know exactly what you're talking about.

I'm still in amazement they thought that episode, of all the episodes, needed a remake.

Bet Johnson wishes he had a 24/7 propaganda machine calling itself "the 'free' press" and gaslighting people into thinking he's right.

Arsonist's buddy: gives Arsonist gas.
Arsonist: burns down the barn.
Arsonist's buddy: "I just want it back to before this barn was burned down."

That's what you sound like, mike.

To quote a YouTuber I watch frequently:

Go fash, no cash.

So, were they running a pyramid scheme?

....I'm gonna head out.

Speaking of magats burning clothing, remember when the tourched all those Colin Kapernick jerseys?

Or, in the eyes of the NFL, "that day we sold more jerseys then expected?"

He should also follow the Nancy Pelosi School of knowing when it's time to step aside.

Someone got all pissy at me for suggesting that we primary Dem leadership and even continued insulting me when I suggested we go back to attacking republicans.

What do you have to say about this now, NICOLE?

Now I'm genuinely wondering if they had plans to make Paradiso (Part 3) and how they'd justify Dante fighting monsters in Heaven.

Wait. Is God the final boss?

Let's get super depressing:

Will you even live to see 90?

They just blame it on something else.

Oh, sure, making me sign some additional, ridiculous paper to get my COVID shot, calling tallow healthier then vegetable oil and bringing back measles is gonna save you from an American people who are SO OVER your bullshit.

I'm sure there are plenty of healthier ways to indulge in this.

I thought he was leaving NY.

He reneged a campaign promise to "leave NY if Mamdani wins" within days!

No, I don't have to hand it to space laser lady because I'm not giving credit to the broken clocks when it's right twice a day.

It's still broken.

Wow, I think Target is officially annoying me more.

a close up of a man 's face with a purple haircut . Alt: Prince (RIP) playing at the Superbowl XLI (41) halftime, slowly turning his head, while the rain poured down. He was playing "Purple Rain." He played "Purple Rain," and it rained. On a less consequential note, the Indianapolis Colts beat the Chicago Bears 29-17, giving Payton Manning his first Superbowl win. This game is also notable in that no matter who won, a black coach would lead a team to a Superbowl win for the first time.

I'm not defending the movie...

But the song?

Prince played Purple Rain and it RAINED.

Pelosi realizes she can't lead anymore, and she's not one to follow.

So she's getting out of the way.

I'm also thinking she doesn't want to go down the way Feinstein did.

Install a plaque that has a bust of Pelosi with the words, "if he comes here, I'm gonna punch him in face for trespassing on the Capitol Grounds. I'm gonna punch him in the face, then I'm gonna go to jail, and then gonna be HAPPY!"

The absolute hellhole of California! Abandon all hope all ye who enter! Look upon it, oh mighty, and DISPAIR! Okay, now being serious: here's a view of Big Sur. There's some beautiful greenery, trees, and the ocean. It was a difficult hike to get to this spot, but once there, your reward is this view.

Oh, I'm SOOOOOO sad I can't leave the hellhole of the California Coast for bumfuck Arkansas or whatever. I mean, look at this hellhole that I'm stuck in. LOOK AT IT AND KNOW PAIN!

Yeah, I don't that's the threat you think it us.