David Cornelius

The Big Show, by Steve Pond

Revisiting this old favorite. I devoured the articles in Premiere way back.

Golden Corral's new slogan

"I still can't get the taste of fish-filtered coffee out of my mouth."

Screen cap from the intro to the television show Twin Peaks. Pictured is a road with a sign next to it that says "Welcome to Twin Peaks population 51,201." In front of this are the words "Executive Producer DICK WOLF".

Just Plain Peter: The U of M Years

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Unlike you I get my news from a reliable source

It's adorable they call it a "robot attack."

Found: The 19th century silent film that first captured a robot attack A newly rediscovered 1897 short by famed French filmmaker Georges Méliès is being hailed as the first-ever depiction of a robot in cinema.

Today is terrible, here's one bright light. Très cool.

it doesn’t seem so bad as long as you don’t remember anything that’s ever happened

Oh boy, the letter that the White House is about to receive from Dems is going to be so sternly worded, it will be game over.

Turns out giving missiles and bombs to our dumbest dickwads had consequences, who knew

Man, that history teacher makes for such a great villain. Dude even looks evil.

Is Mariemont Theatre closing? Crews move projectors, popcorn makers out of historic building Cincinnati nonprofit Cindependent announced it would take over operations at the historic theatre previously operating independently under Theatre Management Corporation.

ICYMI Cincinnati: the Mariemont is now officially closed, with no reopening date set. The sad info:

Mr. Nobody Against Putin

#HashtagOscars no. 16.

Nominated:
Documentary Feature

Rather than watch the State of the Union, I think I'll [verb] my [body part] with a [noun].

Lowly Worm drives his apple car

"Diane, 11:30 A.M., February 24th. Entering the town of Twin Peaks."

Sandy Frank probably holds the distribution rights for North America

Looks like the rights to Berlin Alexanderplatz fell through.

Saw this in my Facebook feed and assumed it was an AI creation. Nope! I looked into it and this movie is 100% real! I may never stop laughing.

Advertising Supergirl with Blondie in 2026 is the equivalent of advertising Batman with Benny Goodman in 1989, you're welcome

(Let's go Sweden)

The gold medal match between Switzerland and Sweden

Up at 5 AM to watch more rock pushing, I should not be allowed to make important life decisions

faster 👏 higher 👏 crimier

Naturally my new favorite sport.

The complete rules of ski mountaineering:

People in sci-fi novels are always naming their exploratory vessels shit like ICARUS and IXION and while I am not superstitious, I would maybe go with the USS GOT-THERE-SAFELY.

Fred Willard and Jim Piddock in Best in Show

"Another glorious day at Milan Cortina for the Olympic Games! I'm Buck Laughlin, joined by Trevor Beckwith—Trevor have you ever driven a Milan Cortina?"

"...I, I don't think—"

"Great mileage, needs a roomier back seat. Gas grass or 'uh-oh,' nobody rides for free. Trevor Beckwith, your thoughts."

if anyone is tempted to briefly hand it to John Roberts remember that he is about to finish his life’s work of destroying the Voting Rights Act and save yourself the trouble