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He’s the worst 😒😒

Anyways enjoy pics of my new kitten Bruno 😍

I really need to spend more time on here.

The grief is so heavy today. I know people shit on fur parents, but this loss hurts about the same as losing my own child.

Girls night with @anchoredmama.bsky.social and @elderem0.bsky.social

If I were president of the United States of America my first act would be to make it HIGHLY ILLEGAL to put doorbell noises in commercials, because my dog DOES NOT like it!!

Now that I’m a mom I’m trying to have an ACTUAL Black Friday. I’m talking fist fight grandma at 4 AM for a $50 switch. Where are those deals?

I want to decorate this weekend, but everything is in the garage and there’s spiders in there. J doesn’t come home for 3 more weeks 🥲

5 y/o daughter 🩷

I spent all week saying “that’s a Saturday problem” and now it’s Saturday and look at all these problems 🤡

a woman wearing a gold top and earrings is sitting in front of a blue background . ALT: a woman wearing a gold top and earrings is sitting in front of a blue background .

I was listening to the kids in their independent small group. One said “I hurt my elbow on the slide…” and one kid without missing a BEAT said “yeah, well Mrs. M told you not to climb the slide so that’s your fault.”

#Bluesky officially passes 20M users 🦋

Ordered on target shipping!!!!!! Blessssss

Tried but it says it’s sold out and no shipping available 🫠

I am STRESSED. Penny asked for a princess red doll for Christmas and I reminded her they aren’t anywhere in stores and she goes “well yeah I’m asking Santa. He can make anything….duh.” 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

I feel like we’re low key the same person 😂

hiiiii friend 🫶🏻🩷

Dropped into the chiropractor. Let’s hope he can fix my damn back.

Sometimes, it feels good to purge everything and start all over.

introducing myself so the algorithm can find my people 🦋

if you’re a girl mom, loss mom, teacher, bookworm, reality tv lover, metalhead, tattooed, meme enthusiast, or feminist……hi! let’s be friends 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

Honey mustard is the most underrated condiment. I will not be taking questions at this time.

I guess I can actually use my picture on here since the bullies stayed on X. 👏🏻

The trick to garlic bread is to make at least 5 times too much of it then eat it all hunched over in the corner of the basement like a rat

We are happy to report we’ve gotten 0 death threats on #BlueSky.

Describe yourself using 5 things that are probably in your purse/backpack at any given moment:

1. Sunglasses
2. Excedrin Migraine meds
3. Hand sanitizer
4. My Aldi quarter
5. Snacks on snacks

I feel like I take living at the beach for granted. As soon as tourist season ends we spend SO much time at the beach and I’m reminded how lucky we are. 🫶🏻🫶🏻

I warned you there'd be dad jokes.

I love how my child knows EVERYONE at the school I work at. Shes chilling with 7 year olds and 9 year olds like nbd 😂