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@drzaius.bsky.social

Skulking around the corners and alcoves, but not posting much!

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My best round on robot dance event
YouTube video by Robot Vall | Валерий Робот Вэлл Черновский My best round on robot dance event

Some people make fun of the robot as a silly dance thing. Some people make it fucking magical and intense.

08.02.2026 02:13 — 👍 29    🔁 11    💬 6    📌 3

That's incredible, my knees hurt just watching! Absolutely insane the kind of control people have over their bodies.

08.02.2026 02:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

11.09.2025 20:19 — 👍 42    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 1
A poster hanging on a brick wall that says Leave your leaves for lightning bugs! with lightning bugs on new purple asters . There's too-small-to-read text in a box with the heading Lightning bugs are struggling to survive, help them thrive by taking these actions

A poster hanging on a brick wall that says Leave your leaves for lightning bugs! with lightning bugs on new purple asters . There's too-small-to-read text in a box with the heading Lightning bugs are struggling to survive, help them thrive by taking these actions

As we enter fall, it's so important that we tell everyone to leave those leaves! Mads Torres designed a poster to help us.

Lightning bugs are one of the most charismatic insects we've got. Actions we take to protect them protects many insects!

Get some to hang in your neighborhood!
Squidfacts.net

08.09.2025 21:05 — 👍 440    🔁 236    💬 7    📌 9
YouTube Is Crushing Our Viewership
YouTube video by Second Wind YouTube Is Crushing Our Viewership

Thanks, YouTube.

04.09.2025 15:21 — 👍 397    🔁 134    💬 13    📌 19
2023 full color dnd commission 

a stout snowy owl stands with broom braced against his shoulder, a book of hours spread in his other hand, taking a moment for contemplation while tidying a graveyard mid-pilgrimage. 
The moon floats above an altar on a hill.

2023 full color dnd commission a stout snowy owl stands with broom braced against his shoulder, a book of hours spread in his other hand, taking a moment for contemplation while tidying a graveyard mid-pilgrimage. The moon floats above an altar on a hill.

moon cleric (2023)

04.09.2025 12:37 — 👍 347    🔁 62    💬 1    📌 0
This is an entire one page RPG called It Didn't Say Anywhere In The Rules That A Dog COULDN'T Play Basketball. You can download a text-only version of it here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/it-didnt-say-in-136764500

This is an entire one page RPG called It Didn't Say Anywhere In The Rules That A Dog COULDN'T Play Basketball. You can download a text-only version of it here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/it-didnt-say-in-136764500

Thirty years ago, that dog beat you at basketball.

Now it's back to ruin your second wedding.

It Didn't Say Anywhere In The Rules That A Dog COULDN'T Play Basketball is this month's comedy horror one-page TTRPG.

PDFs, text-only version and "design notes" here: www.patreon.com/posts/it-did...

27.08.2025 08:41 — 👍 487    🔁 229    💬 13    📌 11
Nothing made slavery’s toxicity more obvious to Union troops than its effect on the fundamental unit of society, the family. For one thing, slave sales separated families. In the Upper South, where many Union soldiers were stationed in 1861, about one in three first marriages was broken by sale, and about half of all slave children were separated from at least one parent. 129 With their own eyes, soldiers saw slavery snap bonds between parents and children. The men of the Seventh Wisconsin were awakened by gunshots one November night. The following day, soldiers “learned, and saw the cause of the alarm in the form of two negro women—a mother and a daughter.” The pair had fled to Union lines to avoid the proposed sale of the “goodlooking” daughter into the so-called fancy trade, which soldiers viewed as a form of concubinage. Outraged by the plight and moved by the vulnerability of the mother and daughter, “every private in the ranks” cursed “that system which tramples on the honor of man, and makes merchandise of the virtue of women,” according to one member of the regiment. 130 When an Iowan encountered a young child about to be sold by her own father, who was also her master, he vowed, “By G–d I’ll fight till hell freezes over and then I’ll cut the ice and fight on.” 131

Nothing made slavery’s toxicity more obvious to Union troops than its effect on the fundamental unit of society, the family. For one thing, slave sales separated families. In the Upper South, where many Union soldiers were stationed in 1861, about one in three first marriages was broken by sale, and about half of all slave children were separated from at least one parent. 129 With their own eyes, soldiers saw slavery snap bonds between parents and children. The men of the Seventh Wisconsin were awakened by gunshots one November night. The following day, soldiers “learned, and saw the cause of the alarm in the form of two negro women—a mother and a daughter.” The pair had fled to Union lines to avoid the proposed sale of the “goodlooking” daughter into the so-called fancy trade, which soldiers viewed as a form of concubinage. Outraged by the plight and moved by the vulnerability of the mother and daughter, “every private in the ranks” cursed “that system which tramples on the honor of man, and makes merchandise of the virtue of women,” according to one member of the regiment. 130 When an Iowan encountered a young child about to be sold by her own father, who was also her master, he vowed, “By G–d I’ll fight till hell freezes over and then I’ll cut the ice and fight on.” 131

from chandra manning's wonderful book "what this cruel war was over"

19.08.2025 23:39 — 👍 6749    🔁 1736    💬 63    📌 152

I had some friends put off by the fact the do dramatic retellings of things that happened, but I thought they were great; everyone thinks they're the hero! It's wild!

18.08.2025 17:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Mission accomplished; LOVE IT!

08.08.2025 19:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Writers should internalize Lao Tzu's lesson about how the emptiness at the center of a wheel is what makes it useful, and how a pot is valuable because of where the clay *isn't*. Corporate geek culture has warped us into thinking that negative spaces are flaws that need to be fixed.

08.08.2025 02:32 — 👍 5804    🔁 2184    💬 73    📌 74
A book titled "Outdoor Pigs: How to Make them Pay."

A book titled "Outdoor Pigs: How to Make them Pay."

those damned outdoor pigs can't keep getting away with this

08.08.2025 11:10 — 👍 10063    🔁 2046    💬 249    📌 341
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two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field . ALT: two men are standing next to each other holding guns in a field .

"Bluesky is dying"

Oh yeah? Then explain why this GIF always does numbers.

07.08.2025 18:37 — 👍 41737    🔁 8024    💬 21    📌 167
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there's an episode of The Simpsons where Marge tries to get a violent cartoon pulled from the airwaves, only to discover that the people backing her aren't going to stop at just the art that *she* doesn't like, and that supporting artistic freedom means accepting discomfort.

It aired in 1990.

06.08.2025 13:38 — 👍 28219    🔁 10000    💬 128    📌 153

Congrats!!!

06.08.2025 16:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Fifteen Years in, Nashville Severe Weather Marches On Following the departure of NSWX’s founder, Music City’s most popular ‘weather nerds’ keep the labor of love alive

This week’s cover story: Following the departure of @nashseverewx.com’s founder, Music City’s most popular “weather nerds” keep the labor of love alive.

31.07.2025 13:01 — 👍 38    🔁 9    💬 2    📌 3
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AI Abuse to Skirt Copyright Law - Macro Photography by Nicky Bay In the past week, a number of prominent nature photographers showed how their photographs were being stolen and mangled into "AI-nonsense", deceiving countless others into believing the made-up storie...

This is truly depressing... Look at how they abused these amazing photos by @nickybay.bsky.social ... Everyone needs to be super extra careful when sharing or liking cool/pretty/funny stuff anywhere.

29.07.2025 16:08 — 👍 296    🔁 143    💬 6    📌 7

Needed to read this today; appreciate the candidness and wish you the best on that journey. I'm about to hop back on the wagon myself.

Hope to see you back with RLM before too long too! The DnD stories and RLM have been crucial for our sanity for a good while!

03.07.2025 15:06 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
The Simpsons Planet of the Apes musical

The Simpsons Planet of the Apes musical

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One of my strongest beliefs is if they actually put this on Broadway it would absolutely destroy at the award shows and run for 20 years

30.06.2025 19:29 — 👍 3870    🔁 680    💬 107    📌 55
27.06.2025 23:22 — 👍 1090    🔁 347    💬 4    📌 4

gotta get some more stuff on the books to make rent and bills so 20% flash sale on any commission bookings today

27.06.2025 13:12 — 👍 114    🔁 52    💬 0    📌 0

by age 30 you should have one friend for every major animal group to spam.

seen a good crab post? forward to your token crab person. bat post for the bat person. cicada post for the cicada person. bear post for the bear person. jellyfish post for the jellyfish person. and so on and so forth.

25.06.2025 17:05 — 👍 3367    🔁 1290    💬 85    📌 546
A screenshot of King of the Hill stylized to look like original Game Boy graphics.
Hank Hill is smiling as he says "Your mother is so ugly, it affects her self-esteem."

A screenshot of King of the Hill stylized to look like original Game Boy graphics. Hank Hill is smiling as he says "Your mother is so ugly, it affects her self-esteem."

14.05.2025 23:12 — 👍 222    🔁 55    💬 0    📌 0

Gorgeous geckos, and excited to follow the babies! One of my dream lizards, loved my gargoyles but want more heft!

25.06.2025 16:11 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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@bulldogbundtcake.bsky.social this was Lucy

23.06.2025 22:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Saw Madness just recently at Cruel World fest; still knock it out of the park!!

23.06.2025 21:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A lone kid reporter from Highlights Magazine waits in the empty Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards, ready to ask Favorite Male Creator winner MrBeast for his thoughts on war with Iran

22.06.2025 04:46 — 👍 124    🔁 13    💬 0    📌 0

@bulldogbundtcake.bsky.social Literally me RN

20.06.2025 18:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a close up of a bulldog yawning with its mouth open . ALT: a close up of a bulldog yawning with its mouth open .

@bulldogbundtcake.bsky.social Ay stranger, get a load of them bulldogs

20.06.2025 17:19 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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