Sure. But the problem is, the lunatics have taken over.
31.01.2026 10:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Shots fired! The Shovel wins The Internet today.
theshovel.com.au/2026/01/30/m...
It remaineth as ever!
30.01.2026 00:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Quick-swap battery in a vehicle with 400-500km range, and a price tag of $22,000 Ozbucks. If there's a option to add some charge to those batteries by hooking into the home solar or whatever, this is the car I want.
thedriven.io/2025/11/10/n...
Good to see Far North Queensland hasn't drifted any closer to sanity since I left it decades ago...
16.11.2025 01:34 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yeah, but T Swift ain't in her mid-seventies. She gets there, can pull the same crowds and bring the same energy, she gets the same respect from me. Until then? She's her own thing, and honestly doesn't much interest me.
16.11.2025 01:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ridiculously bad watercolour entitled 'Rainy Day'. Depicts a blue quilt on a bed, with two feet sticking out from under it. A red book lies open on the bed. On a near table is a glass of red wine. A tabby cat is curled up asleep on the floor at the foot of the bed.
13.11.2025 11:25 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Absolute. Fucking. Respect.
musicfeeds.com.au/news/ac-dc-j...
I'm sure this is creepy. I'm just trying to figure out how creepy it is, and why...
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/18/u...
Ooof.
THIS is telling.
edition.cnn.com/2025/10/14/t...
The sad thing about this? Kennedy will never know, nor comprehend, just how thoroughly and savagely he just got burned.
theshovel.com.au/2025/09/23/w...
Uh-oh...
euromaidanpress.com/2025/09/12/s...
So. Right knee joint completely replaced, Tuesday last week. Recovery and rehab going fine. Pain is tedious, though.
10.09.2025 06:12 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Bugger.
Did you get your jabs this year?
Great Cthulhu!
01.09.2025 09:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Anybody seen Trump's responses yet? I'm curious as to what mangled rhetoric missile he launches after this...
www.portugalresident.com/trump-is-a-s...
Trump and Putin shaking hands in front of flags. Caption says "Putin grabbing America by the pussy."
17.08.2025 08:52 β π 35 π 9 π¬ 0 π 0Picture of a turtle, with a Popular Mechanics article headline above. The headline states "Scientists Just Found 41,000 Turtles Hiding In Plain Sight."
Ninja Turtles! It was only a matter of time...
15.08.2025 01:11 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
(Glances sideways at Texas.)
Have to admit: if I was a federal, elected Democrat watching Trump fill DC with troops and assuming control of the police, I'd be considering an extended trip to Chicago.
You know. Before I got an involuntary trip to a cage in a Florida swamp.
Image of a black van with I.C.E written on the side. Two men in black body armour and black balaclava masks get out, each carrying an automatic rifle. In the foreground is a person wearing hundreds of sheets of paper with what looks like print on it, like the pages of a book. The person is entirely covered by the paper. One of the men in black says "I don't see anything." Caption below says Clever Migrant wears the Epstein Files to Hide from Trump Administration.
12.08.2025 23:31 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Cool! This is really interesting!
gizmodo.com/diabetic-man...
Love it!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uEp...
Okay, yeah. Sometimes size does matter.
newatlas.com/biology/spid...
Yeah... not good.
www.zmescience.com/science/news...
Oooh. Can't see this ending well.
apnews.com/article/tenn...
Huh. Who could possibly have guessed that decent treatment of the masses is dependent on a swift, easy mechanism of collective response or resistance? Paging Mr Luigi Mangione!
www.eurekalert.org/news-release...