pippercorn 🍉

i bet i can fix this if i just stay up late one more time

person who got 5 hours of sleep last night: why do i feel terrible

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hangovers on lexapro go crazy

SOMETHING GLORIOUS IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN

it was so so good. almost like a religious experience 🥲

at bloc party by myself…a one person bloc if you will

personally i’m waiting until he gets bigger than me then i’m gonna make him piggyback me around everywhere. reciprocation!!

please don’t give him ideas

waiting normally at the bus stop like a normal person

china trip has expanded…parents are now coming 😎

Come; let us squeeze hands all round; nay, let us all squeeze ourselves into each other

moisturiser $20
sunscreen $50
heating $300
shower temperature 3600°C
water bill $260
someone who is good at skincare please help me solve this. my skin is so dry

oompa, ooompa, doompa-dee-do
i've got a perfect puzzle for you

ain’t no room for troublemakers in HER town

is this how they usually post because it seems so unpolished and unprofessional from an actual media outlet

[as a…]
coffee drinker
[i want…]
a takeaway coffee cup with a little hole in the lid right at nose level
[so that…]
i get little dots of coffee on the tip of my nose that i don’t notice until after my work meeting

i know an indian lunchtime deal with unlimited roti hates to see me coming

this sucks man

STEP COUNT HACK: wear a tight fitting dress to artificially reduce your stride length!

you should be entitled to financial compensation if ptv changes your city loop train to go direct to flinders street

would love to ❤️ but yeah i think we’ll be flying in and out of chengdu this trip because sichuan airlines has the best deals

way ahead of you

“Political satire became obsolete when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.” - Tom Lehrer.

didn’t update my family income estimate with centrelink and they decided to just assume our annual income increased by $20,000

(spoilers: it did not)

picture of a mint green labubu next to a copy of volume one of marx’s capital

the wealth of societies dominated by the capitalist mode of production appears in the form of an “enormous accumulation of labubus”

throw in some other stuff around chengdu…my husband really wants to go to jiuzhaigou. also there’s the dinosaur museum in zigong

thinking either chengdu-guiyang-guilin/yangshuo-fujian or chengdu-wuhan-jingdezhen-fujian

china trip CONFIRMED for end of year

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this country is a parody of itself