There is nothing more 2026 than receiving the news a close family friend died back to back with the news that Robin Leach was strangling teenagers.
01.02.2026 08:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There is nothing more 2026 than receiving the news a close family friend died back to back with the news that Robin Leach was strangling teenagers.
01.02.2026 08:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Heard the best insult at work today, yelled full volume at an old racist dude:
I BET YOUR GRANDKIDS HATE YOU!!
🥰
Hey everybody , I wasn’t depressed enough by the Hawkeye game so I watched a film on Iowa’s water. Seriously though, it’s really good. Starring two of Iowa’s finest: @artcullen.bsky.social and @theswinerepublic.bsky.social
youtube.com/watch?v=0Xqa...
This is your version of zoomies
27.07.2025 05:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Iowa vanity plate that reads MRSBRIS
I’m willing to bet a decent amount of money she doesn’t know what a bris is.
27.07.2025 05:24 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A Facebook ad for Rudy Giuliani cold brew coffee???
What the actual fuck.
01.07.2025 15:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Sometimes having dead parents means this makes you cry…like a lot. Thanks, Mel Brooks.
13.06.2025 03:37 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Being an adult means eating a very nice steak and popcorn for dinner.
06.06.2025 03:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Join us on the 11th for our June Meetup! @konfrst.bsky.social , @lizfromiowa.bsky.social + @sarahbooz.bsky.social are confirmed to speak. 6pm @ Rookie's in Clive. See you there!
01.06.2025 21:22 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
A screenshot of an email reading hi sara for all sort off resones im not going to use y animore at marius caffee i think y are a great girl im mean it bat i have to make cats and also other reason so y can come therdsday to peak y money i dont think there is a point for y to continiu to finish the week best and good louck marius
Fifteen years ago today I was fired via email. This is that email. (Yes. This is 100% real)
28.04.2025 03:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0No one has ever given that much of a shit about the mayoral race. #daredevil
05.03.2025 05:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0THIS IS DRAG
02.03.2025 19:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Seth Rollins wearing a leather outfit and heels
Does HSB 158 (not allowing minors to be exposed to performers exhibiting a gender identity that is different than the performer’s gender assigned at birth through the use of clothing, makeup, accessories or other gender signifiers) apply to Seth Freakin Rollins?
Iowans need to know.
Another glimpse into my home life:
Me: The Pope’s about to die!
Kyle: The pup?
Me: The Pope.
Kyle: Oh
Me: He’s the nicest one we’ve had in a while! The last one was a Nazi.
Kyle: ok…
Me: There’s always so much drama when a pope dies! There’s all that smoke…and Catholicism.
I believe it!
22.02.2025 04:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
a screenshot of the Matterport view (composite of many photos to create a 3D render of a building, like Google Street-view) outside my studio
Have you wanted to explore Mainframe Studios, but haven’t visited Des Moines yet?
With this link, you can step into my studio and see where I make. Then you can wander the halls and peek into other studios.
my.matterport.com/show/?m=15nk...
Oh no. I got a male Instacart shopper. Thoughts and prayers appreciated.
21.02.2025 18:34 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is the energy I am here for. Pink tastes like wax.
21.02.2025 15:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Shiba Inu looking displeased at a plate of broccoli with the text DO NOT WANT in all caps.
Does your brain ever pull up vintage memes and then you have to google DO NOT WANT DOG at 9am on a Friday?
Anyway…
NO 😡
21.02.2025 07:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0NO 😡
21.02.2025 07:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0NO
21.02.2025 07:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is why we are friends. Because you are smart and have good taste.
21.02.2025 06:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It is DEFINITELY not
21.02.2025 06:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
This is a question that has now divided my friendship and threatened to end my relationship:
WHAT IS THE BEST STARBURST FLAVOR?
(Standard Starbursts only: red, orange, yellow, pink)
Don’t leave the bathroom in complete disarray and then give me a thumbs up as I am entering. How dare you!
19.02.2025 04:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0GE Smith is looking…very normal and alive. Not like an animated corpse at all.
18.02.2025 06:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
What in the Home Alone is happening? An announcement on my flight just said, “please make sure you’re on the right flight, this is flight X to Des Moines”
Would there not be some alert that the wrong boarding pass was scanned? Can I just use any boarding pass to get on a plane? I have questions!
Part two of I’m on a work offsite and my personality test told me I’m unfit for corporate life - after taking a Waymo I shouted WE SHOULD EMPLOY HUMANS multiple times. To the head of my department. 🙃
13.02.2025 06:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I’m at a corporate offsite and we had to take a personality test as part of our team building adventure. My results, essentially, said I am unfit for the corporate world.
No more than two hours later I told our team leader that based on empires typically lasting 250 years the end times are near. 🫠