André

Life’s too short to waste time!

Schrödinger’s Bodybuilder: both wanting to be lean and bulky at the same time.

Like a Nintendo DS touch screen!

Have fun, baby. 😘

The original games were so immersive, and I’d argue the original Outbreak was one of the scariest games in the series.

Just like riding a bike. 😏

I’ve been praying for this for yeeeeaaars! 😩

The gains when you recover are gonna be ridiculous.

Plus, it would only spoil a good view.

Less laundry, planet saved. …That’s how it works, right? 😅

Absolutely not. It would just make extra laundry.

Big bro butt 🙂‍↕️👃👅

Back at you, cutie. 🫶🏾

I never thought I’d ever see anyone else reference Tenchi Muyo! here.

Unintentional cutting after the bulk. 🙂‍↕️

I know… It’s so tough right now.

You could tell from just before the last election took place that Labour really weren’t interested in any radical change.

You’d think they could single-handedly reverse climate change with the amount of times they recycle buzzwords like this.

Happy birthday, handsome. 🥳

Sometimes our favourite forest has to burn down for new plants to sprout and create something even more beautiful than before.

Oh, yeah. The green is a winner and compliments your skin very well. ☺️

You'll look even better in the light of the summer sun.

I'll have to keep that in mind! 😅

The summer can't come soon enough. 🤤

She deserves to have it all.

Is that the norm? I type like a novelist would write, and I think my friends find it eccentric.

Calves looking beefy.

Take as much time as you need. 💖

🫂

Amazing catch! Such beautiful weather in the background.

This looked like it was a perfect day.

You put in a lot of hard work and the compliments are just confirming that even more people that haven’t said anything have noticed, too.