🃏 JEVIL !!!

// starts looking a lot hotter once youve been on the crystal i guess

// the idea of the spamvil connections after chapter 3 is really funny. imagine if jevil was spamton's idea of a fucking rebound

AND I'D SEEN, SAW, HOW HE'D FINALLY SEEN HIS PLACE IN THE WORLD... AND HOW IT HAD EATEN HIM ALIVE!!!

[ Jevil is cackling madly. ]

UEE HEE HEE!! HAH HAH HAH!!!
PEDDLER OF THE SCREEN, YOU ARE SPEAKING TO THE FREE!

... BUT, A TIME AGO, BEFORE I HAD FULLY WRAPPED MYSELF IN MY FREEDOM, I'D BEEN GIVEN A CHANCE TO A MEETING OF WHAT REMAINED OF YOUR PARTNER.

NUH-HAH! AND SURVIVE, YOU DID!! YOU PLAYED, SO VERY PLAYED.

YOUR WILLS RACED UPON THE HILLS... AND YOUR TEETH, GRITTED, OVERTOOK HIS!!

SUCH IS THE FAIR WILL, THE FAREWELL OF THE GAME.

BUT HIS SECRETS WERE NOT FOR YOU. NOT FOR ANY, AND ALL!!

SO, IN WHEN HE WAS TO CONVEY HIS SECRETS ONTO YOU... HIS SECRETS WERE MADE UN-HIS. THEY WERE TOOK AND TAKEN!

SO, HE WAS LEFT WITH NOT A SINGLE TO SHARE... EXCEPT FOR HIS OWN FRAUDULENCES!!!

NUH-HAH!!
NO PROPHECY ORDAINED THE SALESMAN'S FALL, FALL!!

BUT, YOUR MEDDLING IN HIS HISTORIES... HAS RESULTED IN A MUCH FUNNING PARTICIPANT IN THE GRAND GAMES TO CHAOS.

... SO, THIS MEANS "THANKS," AND "THANK YOU!!"

[ Playing one of Tenna's Game Boards and picking up as many pots as possible and putting them all in one room ] THE CASTLE'S MEN ONCE SOUGHT TO LOCK ME AWAY FOR THIS

NUHAH! YOU SAY VERY MUCH, VERY SO, FOR ONE WHO HAS VERY LITTLE TO SAY AT ALL!!

SAVE YOUR FINAL LEADEN DEATH FOR YOUR FIRST!!

A BEAUTY SWELTERS IN MY NAIL

// yeah ill think about drawing it idk bsky.app/profile/fina...

// Maybe

// Or Something Like That.

// pippins oc idea: the d20 in a magic 8 ball. paladin pippins in a big huge oversized armor suit

YES, SO YESSING! THE GAME THEY PLAY, THEY PLAY IT WELL!!! I COULD ONLY BRING MYSELF TO WATCH.

ONCE THEY ARE OVER, I SHALL RETURN TO MY FREEDOM ONCE MORE... WHILST YOU ASSUREDLY CONFINE YOURSELF TO YOUR TECHNOCOLOR CAGE?

YOUR METAMORPHOSIS HAS ONLY GUARANTEED A TIGHTER LOCK.

NO, NO!!! I WAS FREE, SO FREE... YOU KNEW THIS, TRUE! AND YOU WILL KNOW IT, TOO.

KINDLY BEING OF LIGHT, THEY LET THEMSELVES OUT AND SHOOK MY FREEDOM! A GRANDING GAME WE PLAYED...

SINCE I'VE BEEN GAMED AWAKE, I THOUGHT I WOULD VISIT THE CAGE ONCE MORE, ENCORE!!

SO FAR, YOU HAVE GONE!! AND YET, SO CLOSE, CLOSER WE REMAIN...

IT IS AS IF NO LEGS HAVE EVER MOVED AT ALL, UEEHEE!!

NU-HAH-HAH!!! CONFIDENCE FROM YOUR CHRYSALIS, I SEE, I'VE SEEING!

BUT, NONE SHALL ACCEPT THE NEW TRUTH YOU WEAVE. SO SAD... HOW BAD! WHAT WILL YOU DO YOURSELF TOWARDS, WHEN THAT TIME COMES...?

NOT HOW IT GOES, GO!!

BUT, ENJOY YOUR INTOXICANTS WHILEST YOU CAN!! TAKE A TOUR OF HOW IT SHINES THE SHOWING... EXCEPT FOR ANYTHING PAST THE WEST'S TAPE.

ANGEL'S KEEP, AN OPEN PATH YOU MAY NEVER LEAVE, SO LONG AS YOU ARE SEEN. SLIDE OUT FROM BENEATH THE PICTURE'S FRAME. AND REACH FOR THE LOCK!!!

DARKNESS SEEKS TO KNOW NO TRUTHS. DARKER, FURTHER... AND WE WILL SEE NO WALLS TO BRIDGE YOU IN!

UEE-HEE-HAH! NO, A NO! IF FREEDOM'S KEEP YOU SEEK, WHY IS THE BURNING YAWN OF LIGHT THE DOMAIN OF YOUR TOILING?

A DEEPER DARK IS TO PRY ONE AWAY FROM THE FRYING EYES. SEEK THE TITAN'S SHELL, AND DIVE PAST THE LIGHT'S DEFYING...!!

[ staring at him unblinkingly in the light world from twenty yards away and no longer there once he blinks or looks again ]

I WAS A SIDE, THE SIDE HOE!!

I OBJECT, OBJECT!!

[ entering the pippins gambling hall wearing shutter shades and a poker visor ] A WALLET, THE WALLETS OF ALL OF YOU, IS ABOUT TO MEET A DOLORIOUS EMPTYING!!

OPE! [ passively forces all bets made in his vicinity to double ]

SPINNING, SPINNING