Jim

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You should see mine! I'm not even sure that's a cow. 🫤

How 'bout: "The government is positively chockful of asswipes."

Fuck these people and their dangerously stupid rhetoric.

Congratulations, Nana! 👏👏👏

It's not a real cat.

From a horse to a group of horse's asses.

Things are not advancing as we'd hoped. 🫤

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Sadly, I don't think that works anymore.

Nah, he's been banging his gavel since he was a young boy with a dream and a pretty dress.

The year the Halloween Disbursement Committee requires me to supply so many pounds of candy to the Community Candy Disbursement Center, everybody gets candy, sure.

Until then, I'll gatekeep the fuck out my bowl of candy! Especially the really good stuff. Only I get that. 😆

Because we really can't go to war with Iraq, or really anybody in the Middle East, right now.

Without the House it's not so much signs of life as a death rattle.

He can't wait to fuck it. 🫤

Should be more linear:
Step 1: Trump creates a problem
Step 2: Trump creates another problem
Step 3: Trump creates yet another problem
Step 4: Trump creates an existing problem he created earlier
Step 5: Repeat Step 1 through Step 5 until symptoms cease

The only thing highly polished in that bathroom is the toilet seat!

Repression

Fuck her. She's just pissed Johnson was willing to work with Democrats on funding last May.

So, she's pissed Johnson won't work on legislation that would never exist even if (and especially) were she Speaker because the House would be even *more* shutdown if that was possible.

If you have trickle down, please see your urologist.

What are the odds he asked the Japanese PM her thoughts on his order to restart nuclear weapons testing?

I don't think it's possible that he didn't say something to remind them we nuked them. He's that much of an asshole.

Hmmm... I may be beginning to like this timeline after all.

Yes, he has has sex with that crown.

Or East Fuckoffistan.

She'd qualify for an Einstein visa in that ignorant shithole.

You misspelled SHIT 🫤

Cute as a bug. Twice!

With any luck America can return the favor. And soon!

Thank you for your service! 🫡

A lesser known figure would be Smallus Dickus.

Dear the Onion,

Which one's the kid?

We can't even thank Trump for allowing her to out herself like so many others.
She's been racist from the beginning.