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Obi-Wine Kenobi

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Princeton Law grad. Wine, FDI/sanctions, biglaw, crankiness. Not born and raised in South Detroit: THAT'S CANADA. Dad to Spawn and Beast. 1st-gen lawyer. Semi-anon bc clients don’t need this. Old posts regularly memory-holed.

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Anybody else hear a very loud boom (big enough to set off car alarms) around Farragut Square about half an hour ago? No crescendo of sirens, so I assume nothing awful happened, but it was weird.

09.03.2026 16:25 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is what peak male performance looks like

09.03.2026 04:51 — 👍 591    🔁 81    💬 11    📌 0
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The Watergate Exxon’s famously expensive gas How come a gas station near the Watergate charges a buck more than anybody else in town?

It was all about *not* selling gas to fuck the landlord.
www.washingtonpost.com/local/the-wa...

08.03.2026 17:17 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh, no - it’s way better than that. Let me see if I can find the back story.

08.03.2026 17:12 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I miss the fuck-you pricing at the Watergate. Epic pettiness.

08.03.2026 15:29 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0