✧𝑽𝑰𝑰: 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒐𝒕

Wussup, bitches?

Shit so spicy I need an asshole transplant.

But holy macaroni that was some good ramen!

Another day of keeping depression away by staring at the mirror and telling myself my mom didn't raise a bitch.

I never spent any money on any games console.
Ever.

That said, if the new Nintendo Switch leaks are legit... Shut up and take my money cuz

Holy shit he just described my grandpa.

I can cook.

And I fucking mean it.

I'm not trying to be the "OMG I'm a man and I can cook, girls should be drooling for me" guy.

What I want to say is:

Grow up and eat your damn veggies, little dip shits ✨

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I gotchu <3

Just realized I've been playing League of Legends for almost 11 fucking years now.

Feeling old yet?

(still Silver, I'm not even that good fml.)

Police be trynna catch me.

Normalize a universal sign that everyone knows and respects for: "Don't wanna talk, don't wanna hear shit either. Leave me alone".

Not because I'm an emo antisocial or anything, I'm just fucking tired, close to 30 years old and crave death among anything else.

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I'm a chill guy, but may the lord have mercy for any soul who dares breathing too close to me after a 13.5 hours shift and enough coffee to drown a horse.

Cozy games are not my safe place.

I need a small sword and an epic battle against Gilgamesh the destroyer of realms.

Thanksgiving is not my thing, but a day off is a day off.

:)

Perhaps being a grumpy old fuck made me realize how I don't want to spend all the energy it takes to defend/glorify your favourite [insert anime, series, anything] with other people.

Like, I'm too tired to argue about Naruto being good or not(?)

I'm ready to be beaten up, don't care:

Dub anime is not that bad.

(Latin american Spanish, if you please).

Here!

Psycho pass ᕦ⁠(⁠ò⁠_⁠ó⁠ˇ⁠)⁠ᕤ

Artist life

(Dorky, insecure little nerdy thing with a funny voice but a big dic-
Heart.)

The binding of Isaac is responsible for half the personality I had as a teenager.

Ni diosito allá en el cielo sabe de lo que soy capaz haciendo desayunado cereal de cocholate y Monster de mango ᕦ⁠(⁠ò⁠_⁠ó⁠ˇ⁠)⁠ᕤ

My interests?
Including but not limited to: Anime, videogames, science, fiction, fantasy, cars and mythology.

Bluesky somehow hears:

I wanna see some tiddies, booty pics and onlyfans shit.

Time to uninstall I guess.

Cross-stitch embroidery ring, with a few flowers, a knife a skull, and the words: "Warning This is proof I have the patience to stab something 1,000 times."

Mf ghost going exactly where?!
Not the Supra plz.

The Carina Nebula

Este es el topo ciego, el segundo animal más ciego del mundo, el primero eres tú que no ves que no te no te ama, ni le gustas.

#OnePiece Chapter 18 'The Pirate Buggy the Clown' came out 27 years ago today.

Perejil / Cilantro.

De nada.