Joestur 7\

“hey we saw you from across the bar and really liked your vibe…”

wish i did drugs cuz almost all of my favorite artists make music to get high to and i need that full experience

which is funnay

bro my house is there😔

alright guys…

imagine being a make a wish kid and u wish to be cured or sum and they haggle you down to a singular fortnite duos game with kevin hart

realized hobo johnson sounds like hal from megamind and that makes too much sense to me

xbox disk drive decided to stop working and now i can’t play my copy of kingdom hearts 3

miss the time when superman came out and for like a month the average irl dude was actually pretty chill to be around

i- i don’t have the stims for this right now… liberty save me…

i-..what…?

seriously why do i only see metroid edits and historical weapons when there are kids in shipping containers and every other time its 70% movie clip slop

can’t enjoy shit on social media cuz i only consistently see the stuff i actually wanna see when the algorithm is desperately trying to hide something that’s happening in the world

the only girl i ever loved was jerma in drag

computer give me the exact artistic ability as yoshitoshi abe

i’m gonna tie you up and pour hot candle wax on you but way too much to be sexy like at least a dozen gallons we are at a u.s. naval prison facility located somewhere in the cuban peninsula i’m torturing you for realsies

i could be in lingerie sipping on skooma and you’d never know

you have a perfectly nutritious landlord right there

you could also be good at fat chud maxxing but here you are complaining😒

niggas be audiophiles and still don’t listen🤔

i didn’t look up anything tho i figured the notes out all by myself so i am just a little proud of that

i tried learning footsteps in the dark by the isley brothers to no avail i know how to play all the notes im just not coordinated enough to string it all together😭😭

oh fuck i hope you get better uhhh don’t try sleeping it off drink water all that jazz

pet sitting at my friend’s house imma see if i can learn how to play her guitar in a single day😈

unprecedented levels of spinelessness from pokemon fans at the news of a pokemon fire red/leaf green standalone port for $20

what i dislike most abt the overwatch community is that every trailer that comes out i gotta see bitches going absolutely feral like “OMG ANOTHER MERCY/KIRIKO/JUNO SKIN IM GONNA SHELL OUT $60 FOR EACH INDIVIDUAL SKIN” hoe stand uppp ur better than this

i read this as thugnificent i hope you know

be heterosexual probably