RUOK Speedwagon

It feels wrong to say that the Queensland government is the absolute worst in a country that includes Tasmania, but it's true.

The protestors will be out there singing it on Sunday, I'm sure. Absolute own goal by a shit government.

John Farnham's Two Strong Hearts must be on pretty shaky ground now, too.

Queensland government makes 11th-hour changes to hate speech laws after criticism The Crisafulli government has introduced last-minute changes to its hate speech laws after widespread criticism.

The Gold Coast stretches "from the river(*) to the sea(**)". Have I just broken the law in Queensland?

* The Nerang
** Sea World
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03...

Israeli map showing all of southern Lebanon in red with yellow arrows pointing to north of the Litani river

The IDF just ordered the *entirety of south Lebanon* to be forcibly displaced.

They are emptying the land of its population, creating a massive crisis, and will now proceed to further annihilate large parts of Lebanon.

The very nation state of Lebanon is being destroyed.

Hello Zionism, this is your publicist speaking. I advise you to keep doing this shit

Queue of a few cars as dozens of people cross the road in front of Flinders Street Station

I don’t think reopening this section of Flinders Street to motor vehicles is a net positive for the vast majority of people. #Melbourne

WELCOME TO LINUX BITCHES

So much of the ‘Daily Mail’ is now mercifully quarantined behind a paywall. Although not the stories designed to make you hate women and immigrants. Those ones are always free.

Marles will punch his lights out if he even tries it.

Until it doesn't, and then you're awake all night and aching (I've learnt this from experience).

There are too many seagulls in Fed Square. I strongly believe that seagulls should stay in the sea.

Garbage people have a work dispute but still walk away so wealthy that they never need to work again.

‪If a bearded middle-eastern man preaching peace emerged from this war, the Israelis would shoot him before the Yanks even got a chance to lock him up.
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A pic of a train carriage with the doors open. In the door, walking out are a man and a woman (the premier of WA and someone else, I assume). He wears the usual 'I'm not in Parliament' clothes of chinos, white, open-neck shirt and a dark jacket. She has a red knee length dress. There is another woman in the background with a pink (?) top and black pants. The headline reads" Transport: As the last station opens, one question remains - was Metronet worth the cost?"

The Australian media: we must scrutinise every public transport project
Also the Australian media: every road project is justified. nothing to see here

Calling AI "slop" has been one of the most effective instances of the public rebranding a product and it pisses them off.

Is this soccer or did Tel Aviv just get flattened?

If his conspiracy theory is correct about being "outspoken", it's probably because newsreaders are meant to be unopinionated.

We never hear Peter Hitchener's thoughts on slugs and bike boy, for example.

Multiple choice meme covering stated 'reasons' for attacking Iran Help the people - Be honest. Election interference Nukes are a week away Zionists control the Pres = Thank you

#Iran

Got fed up with the rain, went home :(

Lol, I stood there for half an hour watching a band. I must be blind.

Did I miss it, or did Peter Khalil not have a stand at the Sydney Rd street party today?

Well, at least I don't have to go to an office during world war 3.

The first world leader to play himself

We really need to start saying to MPs "these lines have frequent trains, why can't ours have the same?".

Sending a message to regimes everywhere: the ONLY way you are safe is a with a handful of credible nukes and a vaguely viable delivery system. Terrific stuff.

Netanyahu's corruption trial.

Hopefully it'll end the same way.