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Those affected should seek immediate medical attention and prepare final arrangements. All others should shelter in place, in a windowless room, until further notice.

This radiation burst was not capable of penetrating buildings. If you were indoors and away from windows at this time, you have likely not been affected. If you were, however, your genetic code has been irreparably damaged.

At 1:47 A.M. on 11/12, a projectile of unknown origin detonated several miles above Warren County, New York. This detonation produced a bright flash, which reportedly carried a concentrated burst of ionizing radiation apparently engineered to damage genetic material.

The Department of Genomic Stability has issued a hazardous mutagen warning for the following areas:
Maine, Mew Hampshire, Vermont, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, Connecticut, New York, and parts of New Jersey.

I'm casting a hex to channel your misfortune into grandma's favorite sports teams

I can't stop placing blocks and shit

Punice stome

"fired" I guess since again, they never formalized my employment.

Dishwashing job fired me

"We'll send you the link to join our scheduling system, and we'll take your driver's license when you come in next" is what they said on Friday.

How likely do we think it is that my dishwashing job is actually purposely not sending me the info I need to formalize my employment, and that they're gonna try to cheat me out of the money for the two shifts I worked

I dumped like a tablespoon of hot grease on my handdddddd
It hurts really bad but not bad enough for any treatment to be warranted

Got a dishwashing job because nobody will hire me for software development

In reality this is just "potion of instant ionizing radiation"

Imagine a world where squishing mesons together somehow stabilizes them. We can get a "carbon" with an atomic mass of 8

I wonder if you can make some fucked up fractional elements by smashing together random hadrons

Marika... is this... what it is... To stay silly

One time when I was like ten I claimed that hair follicles were basically extruders, and my parents called my aunt who was a materials engineer and works with plastic extruders to prove me wrong

I love roux louka she’s my favorite diva 💖💫

I remembered I have mackerel fillets in the freezer 😋🐟

Let it pump protons, sister. No inhibitions.

Put me in a bottle with a tablet of moentos and I'll blow stg

The other day there was a classic car in front of me. Though I could only see their silhouettes, I could make out the occupants. The driver was very clearly middle-aged or older. The other? The spitting of Ralsei Deltarune. I swear, I saw the ears, the horns, and even the big-ass round glasses.

Need a month long vacation where me and my bf have a laid back road trip through various biomes in a camper

Celebrating three days of stomach hurt 🎉🎉🎉

I'm always saying this but remaking your body the way you feel comfortable in it should be a human right.

How do u make corn starch??? What's the ratio of corn to starch?????

what if the pyramids WERE built by aliens, but they didn't use any sort of advanced technology to do it

it was just like

1 sweaty little green guy