the cool

there is never any bone left

i like to put a bone in the middle of my burrito so i can pretend I’m eating someone’s arm

bad bunny releases his Puerto Rican Power™ at the super bowl, killing 536 and injuring 12

i stopped drinking boba because it hurts to pee the pearls out

gonna buy one of those NEO robots so I can roleplay as the father from detroit become human and permanently traumatize the person controlling it

big fan of the ai generated advertisements for gambling on political outcomes, very excited to see what the next worst thing ever will be

you just volunteered yourself buddy

one day i’m going to kidnap someone and wake them up to a pitch black shower that switches between burning hot and freezing cold water every 10 seconds to see what that does to a person

some days call for a kona ice and a cigarette

is all of the art channels i’m subbed to suddenly posting videos linking their patreons a recession indicator?

friendslop is such a better trend than battle royales were

thank god silent hill is a walkable city, game wouldn’t be nearly as good if you had to walk on the side of a highway for 7 hours

celsius is like if they combined adderal and an aphrodisiac into a heavenly drink

screaming stuff like “BLASPHEMY AGAINST THE HOLY SPIRIT” sounds so cool

i’m not religious or anything but passionately delivering a sermon to a crowd of people in church gotta feel good as fuck

im begging everyone to make more punk ralsei art you guys don’t understand i would DIE for him

musk trump is doomed yaoi

if anyone wants some premarital while the popes still out of commission hmu

cant the irs go easy on a passionate white boy with joy and whimsy in his heart

why was the minecraft movie yaoi this is not a joke

instead of making me angry this app just makes me realize how much cooler other people are than me

these are so cool i wish new york was real