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Good Omens, David Tennant, Michael Sheen Find me on AO3: EyesOnHisThighs https://archiveofourown.org/users/EyesOnHisThighs/works 18+ || Minors DNI

665 Followers  |  588 Following  |  7,420 Posts  |  Joined: 20.10.2024  |  2.09

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WAIT!!! YOU ARE COMING AFTER ALL?

10.10.2025 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Aziraphale and Crowley in a lifted ballet pose with THE DRAMA written behind them

Aziraphale and Crowley in a lifted ballet pose with THE DRAMA written behind them

I love them, your honor!

10.10.2025 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 196    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1
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✏️ Sketchbook preview! πŸ“’

Aziraphale is suffering from the Angel Fluℒ️ but thankfully he has a doting demon to care for him πŸ’•

sketch 1/6 from December 2024
#GoodOmens #aziracrow

10.10.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 119    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I swear and promise that this was my only try.

10.10.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
Black and red blotchy background with the words "The Girl With The Big Titties" written in white capital letters.

Black and red blotchy background with the words "The Girl With The Big Titties" written in white capital letters.

I swear this was my first and only try.

10.10.2025 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I honestly feel like I understand St. Louis. What a heavenly sight.

10.10.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You are making perfect sense. πŸ«‚

10.10.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It is my deeply-held belief that all Creators are Divine.
●Storytellers
●Artists
●Music-makers
●Poets
●Dancers
●Makers of Beautiful Things
●Teachers
●Healers
You are all Gods and Goddesses.
✨️✨️✨️

10.10.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 80    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hmm...
#goodomens

10.10.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
10.10.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ«‚πŸ«‚πŸ«‚

10.10.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My fault.

Chapter should be up tonight as long as I don't doze off in my comfy chair.

10.10.2025 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hear you. My name is Jenn. I get Jen all the time. People ask why does the second "n" matter. BECAUSE THAT IS MY FUCKING NAME.

Anyway, yeah, I hear you. It's so lazy and disrespectful.

10.10.2025 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This hurts.

10.10.2025 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

I would like to. I have a lot of heavy cases at work, which eats into writing time. If I do, I will likely upload at the very last minute before Halloween. 😁

09.10.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bless. I remember my first time.

09.10.2025 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My impoverished bum has been worrying about this.

(Yeah, yeah blah blah blah worry about food blah blah blah I can still want a Christmas jumper).

09.10.2025 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This poor person is breathing a sigh of relief. Thank you for the reassurance. πŸ’œ

09.10.2025 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely this. Kink is about trust at its core, and I love that through fic we can really explore that connection! πŸ’– there is such beautiful vulnerability involved with kink.

09.10.2025 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just had a good Omens package (packidge) heart attack on Monday.

09.10.2025 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

LITERALLY!!!!

09.10.2025 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WE HAVE A CONTRACT

09.10.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I AM VERY IMPARTIAL! AND ADORABLE! WIRH A GREAT SMILE AND GOOD FASHION SENSE.

09.10.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Trust me, I am their lawyer.

09.10.2025 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No parole for this one, @gojailatarsehq.bsky.social

09.10.2025 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Jail. JAIL.

09.10.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Crowley from season 2 of Good Omens. He is leaning against the windowjamb to look out the window. He has a big, beautiful smile on his face. No sunglasses, so you see his gorgeous yellow eyes. 

The word "PACKIDGE!" is written in bold white letters. Misspelling intentional.

Crowley from season 2 of Good Omens. He is leaning against the windowjamb to look out the window. He has a big, beautiful smile on his face. No sunglasses, so you see his gorgeous yellow eyes. The word "PACKIDGE!" is written in bold white letters. Misspelling intentional.

I have had A WEEK, but today I had A DAY. Plus, I had to say goodbye to one of my clients. It is a good thing for them, but still very bittersweet.

I came home to TWO mailings from Good Omens fans and my heart is exploded.

I love all of you more than I can ever, ever express. Please know that.

09.10.2025 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pleased to be of service.

09.10.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I have no way of proving it, but I’d be willing to bet good money I don’t have that @bushybritches.bsky.social made this meme

08.10.2025 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Please don't.

I would be rather sad if you did. So many of us would.

09.10.2025 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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