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Jumahl

@jumahl.bsky.social

Dog lover, avian photographer, woodworker, instrument builder, LOATHE trump and muskrat, fascists, bullies and republicans, not in any order, they’re all synonyms

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Comer Pyle

04.02.2026 01:47 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He sounds constipated
Try some prunes Mikee maybe then you could squeeze something out in, say, two weeks

16.12.2025 23:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Needs more scratch coat

16.12.2025 23:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He’s trying to bring down healthcare costs by skyrocketing them

Republican logic

16.12.2025 23:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Should have done this very early before it got a head of steam up
Still now is the other best time

16.12.2025 23:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The sixth pedophile

28.11.2025 16:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just as planned

28.11.2025 16:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Democratic lawmakers: sorry, we’ll be busy then, maybe in two weeks?
Repeat as needed

25.11.2025 18:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Weld the leg clamps on

25.11.2025 15:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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🩸🩸🩸 NEVER FORGET: Instead of honoring our Constitution's key principle of a Peaceful Transfer of Power, POS Donald Trump Abused his Power on Jan 6th by inciting this violent & deadly attack on our country's Capital and should be in prison for life 🩸🩸🩸

24.11.2025 12:39 — 👍 1400    🔁 538    💬 35    📌 10

Mexico should have detained them all, held without bail for trial.

21.11.2025 20:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Guess we’ll have to wait until he throws a sandwich at democrats to get some attention from federal law enforcement

21.11.2025 17:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Pocket, in a rare moment of repose

21.11.2025 17:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He looks a bit dark, know what I mean? Maybe deport him to that prison until it’s sorted out

18.11.2025 16:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dinosaur at the dentist
Dentist: when was the last time you flossed?
Dino: uh, you were there…

17.11.2025 14:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Lovely portrait!
I love these cheery little guys

17.11.2025 14:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Looks like a sweetheart!
Their roots grow deep into our hearts

17.11.2025 14:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Wild horses couldn’t drag it out of hi- is that a treat in your hand?!

17.11.2025 14:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Diseased hamburgers, like small pox blankets but mobile

17.11.2025 14:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Who do they think they are? Colonists “developing” land by giving natives smallpox infected blankets?

17.11.2025 14:20 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Anything starting with In Florida is going to be bad/nuts

17.11.2025 14:18 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Still a great portrait!

17.11.2025 14:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The main attribute of the lead character in Slow Horses was based on felon farts

People run to open a window in a small room

Head of MI6 - was that a fart?!

Jackson Lamb - mostly…

17.11.2025 14:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

She’d have to test the veracity of that Wet Paint sign too

17.11.2025 14:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Beautiful detailed portrait!

17.11.2025 14:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Putting a pin in this

17.11.2025 13:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

First she needs to invest equal time in working hard to undo the evil she championed, but longer because it took root. Show us with actions not just words, and show us dedication and remorse.

17.11.2025 13:45 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Soon we hope to eliminate any need for humans at all
We’ll use their wages for tax breaks instead

17.11.2025 13:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Snuff films

17.11.2025 13:24 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0