Icarus Q. Dumpsterfire

Putting my food baby up for adoption, is this a thing?

Don't forget to set your clock on fire, because time is meaningless

DOPAMINE

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I want to seize a salad. I'll see myself out now...

Wait, everybody else doesn't do that, too? *dies of embarrassment*

Mind the oncoming blinding flash of light

You don't say lol. I don't have any original material, and all my bangers are collaborations

This is a testable theory.

Me: Sorry. I broke you. Have you tried turning yourself on and off again?
Them: I figured I would just sit in rice
Me: Well, there goes all my meal planning

Noted.. I hear the Ranch flavor is best for that.

Are you sure they won't just come up to you and start licking your fingertips?

I'm not hard to read. In fact, I'm just a series of pictures so you don't even have to read me at all. Like an IKEA instruction manual.

Well, I have arrived in the right place then. Ah well, here I go again, on my own....

This is perfect

I'm clearly too damaged to function properly. Off to the island of misfit toys with everyone else, then

This is me. I need cheese on the face. Preferably closer to my faceholes.

I'm willing to try it

No knocking. Just imagining.

That's a take

Make me laugh, give me cheese, and match my energy

Ok so like what kinda dip we talking about here? I gotta know what I'm getting into.

Hell yeah

Waterfall in Iceland whose name I forget. It was cool anyways.

I like this. I'll trade ya.

Fuck this shit

Only if I can, too.

Seeing as how I am doing just that, emphatically, no.

You're not on the chopping block. Don't worry.

I definitely need that 😃

I'm glad those work. Because I've got more, but they're a little too real rn.

Besides its late and Im delirious from no sleep. This is my excuse.