Bris Ray's Avatar

Bris Ray

@smartguychris.bsky.social

Devoted procrastinator. NBA Analyst. ๐Ÿ€ Gamer. ๐ŸŽฎ Aฮฆฮ‘. ๐Ÿค™๐Ÿพ Lakers. ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’› Eagles. ๐Ÿฆ… Host of HomeCraft Cocktails. ๐Ÿธ

142 Followers  |  104 Following  |  221 Posts  |  Joined: 13.11.2024  |  1.9806

Latest posts by smartguychris.bsky.social on Bluesky


Post image

Verzuz next Friday (1-30).

Producer battle:

Mike Will vs Hit Boy

21.01.2026 23:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The dramatic think pieces that have taken over LinkedIn is so exhausting lol. Like itโ€™s cool every now and then, but itโ€™s damn near every single post on my timeline! ๐Ÿ™ƒ

12.01.2026 16:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Agreed! The only part I didnโ€™t like was the escaping the graveyard on bikes scene (from episode 3, I think). The CGI was pretty bad and gave Disney Channel movie lol

Other than that, itโ€™s been a phenomenal show imo

15.12.2025 20:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LeBron still insane ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

08.12.2025 02:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

The Xbox 360 was released exactly 20 years ago today ๐Ÿฅฒ good fucking times

22.11.2025 17:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Might be a hot take but Sinners is better than One Battle After Another. Sorry not sorry

22.11.2025 00:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*chef's kiss*

21.11.2025 20:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 97    ๐Ÿ” 45    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Da fuck! French fry and a burger, French fry and a burger, French fry and a burger, BITCH, French fry and a burger!

21.11.2025 18:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh theyโ€™re launching a pro womenโ€™s baseball league next year? Thatโ€™s dope!

20.11.2025 18:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

KINGSTON, Jamaica (AP) โ€” Hurricane Melissa makes landfall in Jamaica as a Category 5 storm, the strongest direct hit to the island in 174 years.

28.10.2025 17:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1600    ๐Ÿ” 673    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 34    ๐Ÿ“Œ 76

You know whatโ€ฆ youโ€™re right.

11.10.2025 18:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
KARE 11 Investigates: Postal worker died after police mistook stroke for drug impairment Kingsley Bimpong was jailed instead of hospitalized; video shows guards ignored his suffering for hours.

A lawsuit alleges a Black postal worker died after officers ignored clear signs he was suffering from a massive stroke, believing his medical emergency was drugs

The suit says guards left him helpless on a jail cell floor in his own urine for hours

11.10.2025 14:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4004    ๐Ÿ” 1810    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 307    ๐Ÿ“Œ 288
Preview
Multiple people shot at Dallas ICE field office: Source Multiple people have been shot at the Dallas ICE field office, according to a law enforcement source.

Multiple people have been shot at the Dallas ICE field office, ABC reports

24.09.2025 12:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 864    ๐Ÿ” 488    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 109    ๐Ÿ“Œ 162

โ€œThere is no war in bah sing seโ€

20.09.2025 16:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

R Kelly at a baby play area is WILD lol

16.09.2025 13:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

O-H!! ๐ŸŒฐ

30.08.2025 19:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Suck shit texas.

30.08.2025 19:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

For the boycotts donโ€™t work folks

20.08.2025 19:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We ready!! ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพ

12.08.2025 23:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The music from this

12.08.2025 15:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1161    ๐Ÿ” 214    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12
Post image 31.07.2025 11:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13685    ๐Ÿ” 2833    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 307    ๐Ÿ“Œ 134

Alexa, play โ€œNo Ceilingsโ€ by Lil Wayne

26.07.2025 03:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had no idea one of Jokic's brothers is actually Zangief.

18.07.2025 04:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Preview
a video game character named snake is standing in a hallway ALT: a video game character named snake is standing in a hallway
12.07.2025 14:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
07.07.2025 18:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Agree. Someone always fucking it up for everyone. Never been part of a group that worked well together. I dont like being graded by other people.
I hate it so much i did very well in school so that i could fully not care about how much a group project would bring down my average.

04.07.2025 21:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

If you disagree, then you was one of the ones that ainโ€™t do shit ๐Ÿ˜‚

05.07.2025 01:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

This is your daily reminder: Fuck ICE

03.07.2025 19:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m not ecstatic, but he was the best center available and itโ€™s def better than nothing ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ so fuck it, letโ€™s go Lakers!

02.07.2025 22:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve been hit up about bartending services, cocktail consultation, and/or batched drink creation three times in the past 48 hours, and six times in the past 3 weeks.

This lil hobby of mine really turning into something ๐Ÿค”

02.07.2025 16:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@smartguychris is following 16 prominent accounts