Bris Ray's Avatar

Bris Ray

@smartguychris.bsky.social

Devoted procrastinator. NBA Analyst. ๐Ÿ€ Gamer. ๐ŸŽฎ Aฮฆฮ‘. ๐Ÿค™๐Ÿพ Lakers. ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’› Eagles. ๐Ÿฆ… Host of HomeCraft Cocktails. ๐Ÿธ

142 Followers  |  104 Following  |  214 Posts  |  Joined: 13.11.2024  |  1.8814

Latest posts by smartguychris.bsky.social on Bluesky

KINGSTON, Jamaica (AP) โ€” Hurricane Melissa makes landfall in Jamaica as a Category 5 storm, the strongest direct hit to the island in 174 years.

28.10.2025 17:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1614    ๐Ÿ” 679    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35    ๐Ÿ“Œ 77

You know whatโ€ฆ youโ€™re right.

11.10.2025 18:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
KARE 11 Investigates: Postal worker died after police mistook stroke for drug impairment Kingsley Bimpong was jailed instead of hospitalized; video shows guards ignored his suffering for hours.

A lawsuit alleges a Black postal worker died after officers ignored clear signs he was suffering from a massive stroke, believing his medical emergency was drugs

The suit says guards left him helpless on a jail cell floor in his own urine for hours

11.10.2025 14:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4039    ๐Ÿ” 1827    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 307    ๐Ÿ“Œ 292
Preview
Multiple people shot at Dallas ICE field office: Source Multiple people have been shot at the Dallas ICE field office, according to a law enforcement source.

Multiple people have been shot at the Dallas ICE field office, ABC reports

24.09.2025 12:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 878    ๐Ÿ” 493    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 111    ๐Ÿ“Œ 166

โ€œThere is no war in bah sing seโ€

20.09.2025 16:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

R Kelly at a baby play area is WILD lol

16.09.2025 13:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

O-H!! ๐ŸŒฐ

30.08.2025 19:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Suck shit texas.

30.08.2025 19:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

For the boycotts donโ€™t work folks

20.08.2025 19:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We ready!! ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพ

12.08.2025 23:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The music from this

12.08.2025 15:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1178    ๐Ÿ” 219    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12
Post image 31.07.2025 11:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13757    ๐Ÿ” 2845    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 312    ๐Ÿ“Œ 134

Alexa, play โ€œNo Ceilingsโ€ by Lil Wayne

26.07.2025 03:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had no idea one of Jokic's brothers is actually Zangief.

18.07.2025 04:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Preview
a video game character named snake is standing in a hallway ALT: a video game character named snake is standing in a hallway
12.07.2025 14:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
07.07.2025 18:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Agree. Someone always fucking it up for everyone. Never been part of a group that worked well together. I dont like being graded by other people.
I hate it so much i did very well in school so that i could fully not care about how much a group project would bring down my average.

04.07.2025 21:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

If you disagree, then you was one of the ones that ainโ€™t do shit ๐Ÿ˜‚

05.07.2025 01:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

This is your daily reminder: Fuck ICE

03.07.2025 19:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m not ecstatic, but he was the best center available and itโ€™s def better than nothing ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ so fuck it, letโ€™s go Lakers!

02.07.2025 22:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve been hit up about bartending services, cocktail consultation, and/or batched drink creation three times in the past 48 hours, and six times in the past 3 weeks.

This lil hobby of mine really turning into something ๐Ÿค”

02.07.2025 16:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Your annual reminder that weโ€™re already halfway through the year. ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

01.07.2025 18:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s really been raining every other day since early May ๐Ÿ™„ is three straight days of sun too much to ask??

01.07.2025 03:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Video thumbnail

The owner of a Detroit car wash who recently died had a helicopter drop thousands of dollars onto pedestrians below as his last wish:

27.06.2025 21:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2017    ๐Ÿ” 421    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 72    ๐Ÿ“Œ 112

Got a free beer at a bar. Itโ€™s bouta be a good weekend. ๐Ÿ˜Œ

27.06.2025 23:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Maryland daycare owner released from prison after shooting ex-husband over child sex abuse Shanteari Young, a Baltimore County daycare owner who shot her husband when she learned he was sexually abusing children, has been released from prison.

Shanteari Young, the daycare owner who shot her husband when she learned he was sexually abusing children at the facility, has been released from prison

27.06.2025 13:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1980    ๐Ÿ” 413    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 72    ๐Ÿ“Œ 174

Cookies

27.06.2025 17:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aye, idk who needs to hear this but some of us were using em dashes BEFORE ChatGPT was a thing lol

27.06.2025 15:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

Priorities change sometimes .

26.06.2025 09:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 145    ๐Ÿ” 38    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Nah thatโ€™s diabolical ๐Ÿ˜‚ I hope you called the police

27.06.2025 05:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@smartguychris is following 16 prominent accounts