Charismatic A-Cup

Watching this Diddy documentary on Peacock and within 10 minutes, they’re already trying to pathologize this man’s behavior from childhood. Mannnn. Whatever

This man is very sweet but he has the sense of humor of a 15 year old & very little emotional intelligence or ability to read the room. Trying not to block him (again) but babe… I’m having a severe depressive episode & you’re sending me dumb shit. Not into that.

Cigarettes are so bad for you and I don’t smoke them but MY GOD ARE THEY CHIC! They will never not look super posh to me, even though they killed my great grandmother 🥲

Tragedy + time = comedy

YALL DONT HEAR ME, YA JUST WANNA DANCE!!!!!

not enough rap songs about your grocery store suddenly changing their layout

You got “flash now” but “time will reveal” money…

Never tell someone what you want or don’t want. Just observe them and see who they are because they will try to negotiate with you about your boundaries in order to keep you.

My sissy is coming in town today to spend NYE with me. Didn’t get to go to the grocery store yesterday because I was being a whore, so I’m gonna pray that it’s not crazy when I head out in a few

Agreed! This is scientifically proven as far as I’m concerned! 😂

Nah but seriously. Even though I personally never come across the horny posts, I do agree w/people who are like “OMG, ENOUGH!”

Nobody wants to see that shit all the time. It’s giving deprived middle schoolers. Bring back chat rooms so the freaks have a safe space. But sir, this? THIS is a Wendy’s.

Reading the scuttlebutt and it seems that everyone is outraged over the overly explicit and horny posts that are on the timeline. I literally NEVER see it, only the convo around it. I guess it’s because God knows I have wholesome, virgin, angel eyes and wants to protect the innocent 😂

Roses on a first date will never get old 🥰

It was good alright 😂 gotta love a 24 hour date

About to go on a date, I hope it’s good ✨

Nothing serious. Just $300.

I am so stressed out omg 😔

Now that I’m home away from my family, I’m rewatching this performance 50 million times on a loop and finding new things to gush over. I love Beyoncé so much 🥲

I didn’t even realize that Blue was in the back during the “My House” part of the performance until I just saw a clip on tweeter! I can’t take it!!!!

Enjoy the Ho Ho Ho-down all over again.

Beyoncé’s show-stopping Christmas Gameday Halftime performance will be available on Netflix as a standalone special. Coming soon…

Beyoncé and Blue really MADE my Christmas! 🥹✨✨✨ 🐝

Second bottle of prosecco opened!

Remember. It's not alcoholism if it's christmas day and you put orange juice in it.

A sneeze > An orgasm

The beautiful sweater I wanted to wear today shrunk in the dryer. Merry Christmas, I GUESS lol.

Laundry day happened to fall on Christmas Eve so now I’m cozy in fresh bedding 🥰

🌲 ✨♥️

Surprisingly, in all my years, I’ve never watched The Grinch (Jim Carey’s version) high lmao. That’s what I’m doing now and it genuinely is so much funnier. I feel like I’m catching every single little thing 😂

Top flight security of da world, CRAIG!

The Christmas episodes of The Proud Family, Hey Arnold and Bobs Burgers are some of my faves from animated series.