Toronto has an opportunity here to do what the US did in re-electing Trump, it can show the world that it is incapable of learning anything.
04.03.2026 23:07 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Toronto has an opportunity here to do what the US did in re-electing Trump, it can show the world that it is incapable of learning anything.
04.03.2026 23:07 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And there’s really no need to limit herself to the short, snappy hashtags she’s chosen here
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Jackson @tree_bro Follow *knocks on door* Mrs Smith? I'm from Army. Your son got owned in Iraq. He showed great valor in the face of epic fail. Semper fi or whatecer 4:20 PM • Jul 22, 2011
This tweet preceeds and anticipates deaths in Operation Epic Fury by almost 15 years
01.03.2026 15:08 — 👍 6709 🔁 1269 💬 8 📌 1Jiminy fucking Christmas
28.02.2026 21:21 — 👍 507 🔁 110 💬 20 📌 8the former host of celebrity apprentice and the former host of fox & friends weekend are launching bombs and destabilizing the world for generations all because voters decided their biggest issue was a trans kid playing jv tennis with their friends 4 states over
28.02.2026 14:17 — 👍 3692 🔁 968 💬 31 📌 20our government combines the impulse control of pete hegseth, the intellectual rigor of rfk jr, and the attention span of donald trump with elon musk’s signature sense of humor
28.02.2026 15:13 — 👍 5841 🔁 1130 💬 67 📌 29Very much here for this triple-double
28.02.2026 04:36 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m also curious! Didn’t realize he hadn’t already hit bottom
27.02.2026 19:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How awful must his wife be to stick with him as he does this shit
26.02.2026 18:05 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The print editions are the best gift I’ve ever given myself
25.02.2026 19:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You’ll have to torture me, I’ll never tell you
25.02.2026 15:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ben’s a real inspiration to guys like me who have no idea what words mean
25.02.2026 14:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There is no greater punishment in the world than being forced to resign. Great work mister Comer sir
25.02.2026 01:26 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The “any information that I don’t like is fake” approach always ends well
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I’m hearing that no one’s ever been more exonerated, big strong people are saying it
20.02.2026 18:17 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m with you on this. Anyone who doesn’t share my opinions must be a bot.
20.02.2026 16:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0(normal guitar solo)
20.02.2026 03:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So much clownin around
20.02.2026 00:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s a pretty crazy loophole!
19.02.2026 18:32 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Hey, we’ve got a guy who did both of those things!
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Cop: Can you describe the man who stabbed you?
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
This is giving me a mustache
16.02.2026 02:08 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I give it five bags and some earplugs
16.02.2026 01:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Something is trying to get out of there
15.02.2026 17:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🎶Me and my dad, playing CEOS🎶
14.02.2026 16:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s my understanding that he’s just extremely horny
12.02.2026 20:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Strangle Law dictates that we can do *some* strangling
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