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I *still* chuckle at that classic line “I’m Chevy Chase and you’re Kenan Thompson.”
16.11.2025 23:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
While many of you are likely yelling "GO PATRIOTS" or "GO RAMS!" I'm yelling "GO CONGESTIVE HEART FAILURE and the inexorable march of time!"
16.11.2025 18:01 — 👍 257 🔁 16 💬 3 📌 0
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“Billy, this guy hit .342 with 48 homers and 120 RBI’s… his only defect is he has the Woke Mind Virus”
15.11.2025 21:44 — 👍 330 🔁 34 💬 8 📌 0As a Trump supporter, I keep sharing photos of Trump and Epstein in the same room at the same time, to make clear they are two separate people.
14.11.2025 22:13 — 👍 509 🔁 42 💬 1 📌 2Many are saying this
15.11.2025 14:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh thank god I’ve been so broke
13.11.2025 23:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Iirc Todd Glass told a story on U Talkin’ U2 To Me about living next door to Chubby at one point
09.11.2025 02:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That’s a fantastic idea but I fear I would be constantly falling down backwards from the weight. Maybe four overstuffed wallets, two in the front and two in the back?
08.11.2025 17:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0As a longtime billionaire my one complaint is that the overstuffed wallet makes my ass look huge
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Collecting TikTok avatars of ppl telling me New York will be under sharia law in six months
07.11.2025 23:18 — 👍 5343 🔁 571 💬 268 📌 110What’s wrong with Muslims exactly
07.11.2025 19:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Enjoy every sandwich” is excellent advice
05.11.2025 22:02 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Oh jeez hope he’s okay
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Tony Soprano saying “i hate this fucking shit!”
america yesterday
05.11.2025 13:03 — 👍 1580 🔁 152 💬 9 📌 4(extreme Aragorn voice):
Today is not that day.
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Dersh fantasizing about the Budd Dwyer special
If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
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Death by a thousand slices
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Opening a bee store called “DO I MAKE YOU HONEY, BABY? OH BEEHIVE.”
28.10.2025 15:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Get him
28.10.2025 15:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sounds like you’re siding with the folks who got caught cheating
28.10.2025 15:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is like the 1919 Black Sox scandal but instead of Shoeless Joe is Reagan and instead of baseball is commercial
27.10.2025 19:43 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tony please, you don’t need to sully your own good name by defending this terrible cheating
27.10.2025 19:35 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It was cheating, clear as day
27.10.2025 19:33 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Okay bye!
27.10.2025 17:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m sorry they’re not running their business the way you like.
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