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deep space bombardier, past future cold warrior, creating unhinged alternate timelines @blurhoads.bsky.social 💙 he/they

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"hey so we're about to hit IPO just shuffle the companies around and say Things to get shareholders in lol"

03.02.2026 04:46 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

99% this is just to inflate how much SpaceX is worth at IPO lol

03.02.2026 04:44 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

hello everyone I want you to look at this weird toaster

03.02.2026 03:45 — 👍 37    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

yeah it’s completely oversized and mainly an ego project still

23.12.2025 01:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m theorizing it’ll mostly be SM-6s, with the railgun and twin 5 inchers sporting HVPs totaling to a couple thousand interceptors in total.
this is just an oversized air defense cruiser, lmao

23.12.2025 01:08 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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me when the screw top white monster

14.12.2025 04:57 — 👍 30    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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shuttle/spacelab astros: “we’re going up to orbit for 2 weeks to study material science and observe earth :)”
MEANWHILE, ABOARD MIR:

04.12.2025 03:57 — 👍 20    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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crappy xerox

17.11.2025 17:52 — 👍 50    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 0

CNSA just left 3 of its taikonauts in orbit aboard Tiangong with no return capsule and nobody gives a shit for some reason

16.11.2025 20:52 — 👍 22    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

how DARE

14.11.2025 20:16 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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HOW DARE YOU STAND IN HIS PLACEEEE

14.11.2025 13:39 — 👍 83    🔁 11    💬 5    📌 2
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PAVE SENTRY

12.11.2025 01:26 — 👍 37    🔁 5    💬 3    📌 1
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too impractical to play I think

07.10.2025 20:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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“look at our web design dog we’re not beating the movie bad guy corp allegations”

03.10.2025 02:34 — 👍 49    🔁 5    💬 3    📌 2
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the National Aerospace Plane

22.09.2025 18:39 — 👍 57    🔁 13    💬 2    📌 0

VIPER'S NOT DEAD

19.09.2025 22:54 — 👍 24    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0
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yet another one

15.09.2025 01:24 — 👍 36    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

same could go for GE too

10.09.2025 17:25 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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same manufacturer btw

10.09.2025 17:01 — 👍 76    🔁 17    💬 4    📌 1
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theyve been doing it since Orion

07.09.2025 02:49 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#SST25 Day 6: Stealth
Lockheed RO-9 'Neon Vice' loiters beyond Lunar orbit beyond the prying scopes of the lower orbital domains, listening, watching.

07.09.2025 00:24 — 👍 44    🔁 8    💬 0    📌 0
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WE LOVE INCO

04.09.2025 07:50 — 👍 8    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
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04.09.2025 05:30 — 👍 28    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 0
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03.09.2025 22:06 — 👍 36    🔁 9    💬 0    📌 0
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void residence

03.09.2025 21:57 — 👍 44    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 0

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