─╌ 𝓜𝐔𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐍 𝓜𝐀𝐍 .ᐟ

i ... can't say i've ever met someone who WANTS to be a mutant .... 😦

um ── what are you doing . 😦

you see, um, i have two abilities ── and, uh, skipping over the first one to make it quick ... the second is, if someone touches me, they will ... w - well, become a mutant .ᐟ 💧

ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ𝓣𝐑𝐘 𝑵𝑶𝑻 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄 𝐀𝐍 𝗜𝗗𝗜𝗢𝗧 .
𝐎𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗧𝗪𝗢 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝑮𝑶𝑵𝑬,
𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄'𝐒 𝙉𝙊 𝙊𝙉𝙀 𝐋𝐄𝐅𝐓 𝐓𝐎
𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄
「 * 𝑵𝑬𝑼𝑻𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑶 𝑻𝑯𝑹𝑶𝑵𝑬 」 ...

[ HE LOOKS ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED . 💀 ]

um ... i don't think that's such a great idea ──

oh no ... um, oh, i never learned how to help people medically ──

[ 💀 . ]

aH ──

are ... are you okay .ᐣ.ᐟ

you're sure .ᐣ 💧

... well, okay .

sure, if that makes you ... well ,feel better .ᐟ 💧

... um, let me see .

[ he pulls out a cookie . it's not half eaten or anything, but it's definitely seen better days considering how squished it is . 😭 ]

will this do .ᐣ 💧

it's okay ── but, um, i don't think you should be eating ... whatever material my arm is .

[ 💀 . ]

ouchie ... ☹️

yeah ... something something, unstable mutation ... i don't really get all the weird terms the two smart guys of that bunch throw around .

[ 😭 . ]

... yeah, i know . really weird power, isn't it .ᐣ

but, um, it definitely helps me get a TON of free samples .ᐟ 💧

[ 💀 . ]

elysia 🩷

just poked out the front door and took this photo now bc it looked so pretty 🥺 excuse my ugly ass car / silly

elysia 🩷

the way photos of the sky are always so gorgeous

... that's the thing, i am seymour gutz . i'm saying you're a liar . 👺

yes, and i'm not seymour gutz . 😡

... they probably know how annoying you are and just give it to you anyway . 😬

... all you had on was a mustache and top hat . that isn't very good . 👺

... um . i DO understand how disguises work, my whole thing is SHAPESHIFTING . 👺

and don't call me that, you are NOT going to eat me ── 💧

( + )

clenches his fist, seemingly focusing ── his body transforms to look exactly like bebop's, then to look exactly like rocksteady's, eventually returning to his normal form . ]

... yeah .ᐟ they look like that . 💧

of course .ᐟ

um, the two weird ... mutants, that's the word i was looking for .ᐟ always come in like, a .... package .ᐟ a very ugly and smelly package .

[ 💀🙏 . ]

they look like human pig and human rhino things ... oh, maybe it's better if i show you .ᐟ

[ he

( + )

yes, i would say that's exactly it .ᐟ

... oh, thank you, thank you .ᐟ.ᐟ

[ a moment of silence . ]

oh, how could i possibly help ... mm, hm ... ah .ᐟ would it help to know what they look like ── .ᐣ one of them is a VERY slippery liar, but he almost always looks the same ... 💧

um, yes . very bad experiences ── you see, those four ... they, um, want me for what i can do . y'know, like, my powers . abilities .💧

elysia 🩷

i love 1987, even the little moments like this make me lose my fucking mind 💀

um, i know .

[ 💀🙏 . ]

first of all, you can't trick ... well, someone's whose whole thing is disguises .ᐟ and second, that wasn't even, um, very convincing ... all you did was put on a mustache and a hat .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ

are you sure ... .ᐣ i, um, very much apologize for doubting you ── i just want to make sure ... 💧

oh, i apologize, am i talking too much ── people have, um, always complained about that . seymour ' the yapper ' gutz, they call me .ᐟ 💧

no .ᐟ 😡