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@orbitalgoat.bsky.social

Motorsport fan, Gamer, NRL (Roosters), NFL (Panthers), NBA (Pelicans), incoherent ramblings and general nonsense. He/Him. Who are you to doubt El Dandy?

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Grok would elon win baseball contest with Shohei Ohtani

Grok: Shohei has some accolades but Elon’s experience managing world class companies give him the edge. After all, what is pitching and hitting compared to conquering space?

Grok will Elon kiss human woman

Grok: look it’s complicated

21.11.2025 03:30 — 👍 598    🔁 57    💬 4    📌 0
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I bet you didn't know there was a model of a 1984 IMSA Renault Encore, much less one specifically from the race at Sears Point that year.

21.11.2025 08:37 — 👍 40    🔁 4    💬 4    📌 1

Still don't like that they signed him, tbh. 😅

20.11.2025 08:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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A cursed image. But this years jerseys do look great tho. #NRL

20.11.2025 03:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Polymarket tweets: "BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all New York elementary school students to learn Arabic numerals." Laura Loomer replies: "You know things are bad when you can't tell if this is real or a joke. Dear God. It's real. Isn't it?"

Polymarket tweets: "BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all New York elementary school students to learn Arabic numerals." Laura Loomer replies: "You know things are bad when you can't tell if this is real or a joke. Dear God. It's real. Isn't it?"

when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor

20.11.2025 00:58 — 👍 15938    🔁 3084    💬 379    📌 220
A photo of a sign, white text on red background: JESUS... WHO IS HE? WHY DID HE COME?

A photo of a sign, white text on red background: JESUS... WHO IS HE? WHY DID HE COME?

When I arrive at the party

19.11.2025 05:53 — 👍 5497    🔁 1135    💬 45    📌 44

Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy

18.11.2025 00:13 — 👍 6626    🔁 856    💬 46    📌 20

Gigantic smooth dude who caught everything in college is gigantic smooth dude who catches everything in the NFL

17.11.2025 18:59 — 👍 610    🔁 22    💬 22    📌 1

We should reboot journalism completely. Start from scratch. They should get those old timey hats and a pencil and figure it out from there

17.11.2025 15:08 — 👍 4194    🔁 542    💬 83    📌 50

There is a god. #NRL

17.11.2025 03:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Troy Aikman vs Modern Football
www.thedrawplay.com/comic/troy-a...

14.11.2025 18:09 — 👍 67    🔁 11    💬 4    📌 0

If you take a few drinks and squint you can pretend the Jets are beating the Texans

17.11.2025 02:38 — 👍 63    🔁 5    💬 4    📌 0
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The Carolina Panthers Take The Win in Overtime !!

16.11.2025 21:36 — 👍 14    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 2

All on one leg too. Remind me never to doubt this man again. #NFL

17.11.2025 03:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

nobody has ever made fun of sam darnold

17.11.2025 00:33 — 👍 223    🔁 5    💬 8    📌 1

Bill Clinton seems like the kind of guy who reacts to all his sex scandals with “still got it”

15.11.2025 03:06 — 👍 2683    🔁 255    💬 55    📌 12
A lifted smart fortwo in dark camo paint, with big black wheels and knobby tires and a roof rack

A lifted smart fortwo in dark camo paint, with big black wheels and knobby tires and a roof rack

nothing but respect to the urban assault smart car

15.11.2025 03:55 — 👍 3048    🔁 391    💬 102    📌 69
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Wood beats Mostert to Saturday Sandown 500 pole The WAU Mustangs were in a class of their own in the single-lap dash, Wood and Mostert the only two

Ah, what could have been if Wood didn't have that fuel issue at GC. #RepcoSC #Supercars

speedcafe.com/supercars-ne...

15.11.2025 03:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Frame #66450 from S06 -E22 - Potato - Battle to the Death-629305

Frame #66450 from S06 -E22 - Potato - Battle to the Death-629305

08.11.2025 23:30 — 👍 57    🔁 12    💬 0    📌 4
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Loving how commentators are describing it as a battle for the soul of the LNP as though that is a thing that has ever existed.

13.11.2025 08:55 — 👍 477    🔁 68    💬 35    📌 3

what has he seen

13.11.2025 16:11 — 👍 32    🔁 4    💬 4    📌 0
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probably something an innocent man would do

12.11.2025 19:43 — 👍 13296    🔁 2761    💬 146    📌 91
Elon Musk: With Optimus, we might be able to stop putting people in prison. “If somebody's committed a crime, we might be able to provide a more humane form of containment of future crime. You now get a free Optimus, and it's just going to follow you around and stop you from doing crime. Other than that, you get to do anything; it's just going to stop you from committing crime. That's really it. You don't have to put people in prisons and stuff. It's pretty wild to think of all the possibilities, but I think it's clearly the future.” Tesla Shareholder Meeting, November 6,

Elon Musk: With Optimus, we might be able to stop putting people in prison. “If somebody's committed a crime, we might be able to provide a more humane form of containment of future crime. You now get a free Optimus, and it's just going to follow you around and stop you from doing crime. Other than that, you get to do anything; it's just going to stop you from committing crime. That's really it. You don't have to put people in prisons and stuff. It's pretty wild to think of all the possibilities, but I think it's clearly the future.” Tesla Shareholder Meeting, November 6,

in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said

11.11.2025 19:21 — 👍 7236    🔁 1202    💬 637    📌 695
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Washington Post headline: A closer look at Trump's apparent struggles to fight off sleep in the Oval Office subhed: A Washington Post analysis of multiple video feeds found that the president spent nearly 20 minutes apparently battling to keep his eyes open at a recent event. Apu raising his hand next to a sleeping Trump wearing glasses meant to look like his eyes are wide open

Washington Post headline: A closer look at Trump's apparent struggles to fight off sleep in the Oval Office subhed: A Washington Post analysis of multiple video feeds found that the president spent nearly 20 minutes apparently battling to keep his eyes open at a recent event. Apu raising his hand next to a sleeping Trump wearing glasses meant to look like his eyes are wide open

08.11.2025 23:23 — 👍 707    🔁 84    💬 23    📌 3
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“0% woke shit”

a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

07.11.2025 19:59 — 👍 18735    🔁 6158    💬 404    📌 314

More than happy to eat my words but is Premiership or bust. Nothing else will do. #NRL

08.11.2025 03:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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