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THANK YOU BOOB!!! Miss you for real ♥️

@phoebeannek.bsky.social Happy happy birthday to you!

Am I wrong, though??

Why does dried mango sometimes taste like how Kohl's smells?

Olympics Mounjaro ad felt incredibly icky to me!!

Can I send heinous vibes to whatever evil developer made the algorithm that provided a ROOT CANAL video after I had one so I am now acutely aware nerves can look like maggots

What I actually need is 3 episodes of the pitt per week

I know it makes no sense, but I fully believe my car should never have problems or need parts replaced because I am pure of heart

Giving a new provider my medical history is so fun because I sound completely unhinged, but no, my body is just made of garbage

Not a me Dr appt without several emergency imaging orders and treatments ✨️

Chat, is it a bad sign that my targeted ads are currently all places/people that help with psychosis

I need to be able to fast forward y'all's stories. I love you, but you talk so slow my brain gets distracted mid story 😭

I think you're onto something with that name 😂

I will say, having PEM does sometimes feel like a lifetime Dr's note to get out of gym, but then I try to do basic life tasks and it takes as much energy as exercising did when I was healthy and remember it's not that cool 😂

(mainlining ibuprofen for chronic pain led to worse asthma for me, but I let myself have it sometimes because I'm convinced it is more effective)

Sometimes I let myself have ibuprofen instead of acetaminophen, as a treat

And this is how I quilted my way into a massive bleeding episode with a blood clot the size of a big ass grape post nose job 😂 turns out the instructions to not look down were indeed, that serious

Currently so tired I'm becoming evil

Classic and excruciating sewing problems 😅 Kya, you've got this!!

I didn't eat enough and now I have to faint on the couch like a Victorian child

A weighted blanket isn't enough. I need an anvil.

No one is ever as excited to see scans of my insides as I am, and I think they're really missing out on the whimsy of seeing your/your friend's bones.

Also, not for $100+ dollars, please!! I am poor!

Having both a long torso AND legs is the worst. Usually I can find regular clothing in tall sizes, but swimwear is impossible. I just want the suit to cover & support my chest, but also be flattering, and not just in black?! If I have to learn to make swimsuits, I will scream.

Obviously, there is nuance to this situation for individual medical needs, etc, but how can you put your kids through the possibility of that suffering?? Your friends kids? The elderly & immunocompromised?
It's inhumane.

Not to overreact, but if you don't vaccinate your kids & yourself, I think you should be charged with child endangerment. I'm tired of watching the kids of people I'm acquainted with not be vaccinated, then end up in an ICU for a preventable illness. These kids deserve better.

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Top left grid contains a hair claw that looks like a tomato pin cushion with a spool of blue thread, the top right is a pair of scissors with orange handles, and the bottom is a u-haul truck that says "u-gay" instead of u-haul, has a price tag with "1969" on the truck, and a pair of nail clippers.

No one is ready for the hair claw drip I'm about to have

Romantic partnership can be wonderful and fulfilling, and is something I would want for myself, but it is absolutely not necessary for a good life! My life is filled with so, so many wonderful people I get to love and love me.

My quality of life skyrocketed after working on liking myself enough to be okay with being alone, and realizing I'm completely whole as myself has been LIFE CHANGING. At this point, I'll only date people who will actively add to my life.