JR

My niece… she can’t be real?!

Why is preparing for a one hour CLE presentation in front of a bunch of lawyers astronomically worse than prepping for trial lmao

This happened to me yesterday !!!

Next Wednesday through Saturday! Wait did we already discuss this? Are we overlapping?????!!!!

Over the next three months I will be in Prague, Munich, NYC, Puerto Rico, Tampa, Madrid, Atlanta, Savannah, and Tampa again. When I type that out it actually looks more manageable than it felt in my brain Lmao

Like in all seriousness what is the consensus on support staff? Is it just consistently up in the air? Being a lawyer just doesn’t provide for a lot of room for error so I just have to do it all myself in the end anyway 🤡

The way I cannot rely for one second on some of my support staff is fucking exhausting.

I am so grateful for whoever decided to one day aggressively start advertising avocados to us Whites because wow I LOVE avocados.

Sorry I am back I really need to stop tweeting but it’s an addiction to the bad place

All I wanted to do today was veg out and watch golf and Mother Nature said no

You can’t not love Viktor Hovland

Where did you get one of those??????? Quality support staff literally worth their weight in gold 😭

Thank you!! Me too!

She so spangly 🥹

This weekend I bought another band for my engagement ring and wedding band and I can’t stop staring at it lmao. A WORK OF ART.

Lmfao I MISSED YOU BLAW

💀 we could start a list I guess

Like they’re right and it is psychotic I am just numb to it at this point and beyond saving lmao

Sometimes I forget how psychotic people think I am when I tell them I work out at 5:30 AM lmao

I am toxic because I can’t admit in real life when I’m tired or doing too much but I will announce it on my semi anon social media accounts Lmao

“We have removed the invoice and you have a $0 balance” correct because you guys are a bunch of scummy exploitative monsters and I will SUE YOU !!!!!!!!

And of course today is the day CIOX wants to fuck with me about a $2k invoice for medical records like please I am begging for the day I find a reason to sue them DO NOT TRY ME TODAY

BUT I CAN’T. BECAUSE I HAVE TOO MANY THINGS TO DO.

This is the kind of day I literally just want to go play 9 holes alone in silence. It would cure me.

Every single one of my impatient clients has contacted me or attempted to contact me today and I think this is where I need a Xanax

A, based solely on vibes

My husband won’t let me buy MLB TV

Lowe’s the grocery store has an unbelievable individual chicken pot pie

Lmfao I am cackling at the rules of the giveaway

AND IT IS FREEZING IN HERE