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🚨 Iranian Revolutionary Guard says the Strait of Hormuz is SHUT DOWN and any ship that tries to pass will be fired upon

Screenshot of headline: Microsoft gets tired of Microslop, bands the word on its Discord, then locks the server after backlash

Lmfao this is so fucking sad 😂😂😂

I saw this marshmallow head talking and knew it would be gold tripe.

Oh look. I was right.

😂😂😂

Nah.
Stay cute.

Feeling cute.
Might delete later…

TL cleanser.. that we all need.

Robin Williams and Elmo

(stolen)

Hillary Clinton goes off on Republicans after it’s revealed unauthorized images of her were released: I'm done with this. If you guys are doing that, I am done. You can hold me in contempt from now until the cows come home. This is just typical behavior.

I’m a bit surprised at how many people are still using “female” as an insult.

Changing a man into a female AI gif as some ultimate put down. Really?

Meine "Ambiguitätstoleranz" endet dort, wo das Existenzrecht von Personen in Frage gestellt wird.

Omfg yes. And we’ve shot down our own in some reports. Jfc.

I’ve had 2 young people who aren’t used to all the bombs ask me if everything is ok today- and I’m like, “nope.” Chit is crazy right now. Not ok.

😂😂
But it still looks good. So

Iran strikes Saudi Arabia's Aramco Ras Tanura oil refinery.

John Oliver, after making a Paramount+ joke tonight: “Hey, what’re they gonna do? Take us over and immediately cancel us? I’m genuinely asking.”

thehill.com Spain says it won’t let US use air bases for Iran strikes

Spain says it won’t let US use air bases for Iran strikes

This level of friendly fire is fkn dumbfounding.

Ahmadinejad killed in strike on Tehran Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the former president of Iran, was killed in US and Israeli strikes on Iran, Iranian state media reported.

Whoa

www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Oh wow

First ICE Vehicles Arrive at Williamsport Detention Warehouse Photos obtained by Project Salt Box show 53 unmarked government trucks and SUVs staged behind the newly-purchased facility.

Williamsport, Maryland:

projectsaltbox.substack.com/p/first-ice-...

Apparently this is where bodies of kids will be found.

I had to take my cherry trees down too. Why did you do yours? Were they edible?

lol. Yup. I got mine down. Had to rope it to my swing so it didn’t fall towards the neighbors fence.
But I’m not sure I can take another tree down without sharpening that saw now.

a man in a suit and tie is crying while standing in front of a window with blinds . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is crying while standing in front of a window with blinds .

This show I’m watching-

Then little Timmy had typhoid. His arms fell off.
Then little Mariann got consumption. Her head fell off later.
We didn’t have electricity.
And Pete forgot to water the horses. And maw. Maw was alone.

This is it.

Wut

‘I Just Stood Up’: The Stunning Arrest Of Aliya Rahman At The State Of The Union Rahman, who was Rep. Ilhan Omar’s guest, suspects her unprecedented punishment was related to her testifying to Congress about her brutal ICE detention in Minneapolis.

www.huffpost.com/entry/aliya-...

⚪️ Not AI 🪄 Just pure JOY ☃️

Mmhmm

I didn’t see you in there.

I would have noticed your avi pretty quickly. But will do!

www.alternet.org Trump says he's 'entitled' to illegal third term

Trump says he's 'entitled' to illegal third term