Aaaand tik tok is down
...weird, I dont recall that ever happening before the surveillance state takeover.
How odd, indeed.
Aaaand tik tok is down
...weird, I dont recall that ever happening before the surveillance state takeover.
How odd, indeed.
RIP Dracula (2025) you would have loved H.I.M.
25.02.2026 02:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Shit* but all these parents are like, ohh well if you don't wanna be around kids, go to adult places like bars. But then you go to the bars and they're full of children.
23.02.2026 00:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dude I went to a winery a few months ago for a live band. I shriek, you not.There were more kids running around like it's a playground than adults there to enjoy the winery. No one watching them, just screaming and running into things.
23.02.2026 00:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Millennial parents have absolutely annihilated adult spaces by insisting on bringing their god damn kids to every bar and winery like its a playground.
22.02.2026 17:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
If youre going to have back to back booths at your restaurant, I need you to have a thick SOLID divider on the back.
Because why do so many men just aggressively slam into the back of the seat like a toddler??
I have to sit up right and straight or have a shoving war w/the man toddler behind me.
Reading the Epstein Files and then continuing to post photos of your small children online is absolutely fucking WILD.
18.02.2026 13:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And on a different note if you make women's clothing and you can't make the pockets as big as the smallest modern cellphone I need you to stop making clothing for women.
18.02.2026 12:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Also sorry not sorry, asking me if I am using my app today is not telling me to go ahead an order.
I will sit here all day until you ask me because I am assuming you are not ready.
Asking me if I am using the app is not the verbal cue to place my order.
Hobbies: watching cops speed through active school zones without their lights on.
18.02.2026 12:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Isn't the American government so fun and useless!?
11.02.2026 16:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Why is it always Ford F150s?
10.02.2026 02:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Can these men finish each other and show me Green Day?? Oh my god shut uppppp
08.02.2026 23:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
You can tell men are in charge of the super bowl, bc most people, even if they don't watch the game, are at a party for it. If youre on the east coast, you have to stay up late.
Kids have to go to school, others have to go to work.
Have it on a fucking Saturday.
The fact that I have to sit through weird football shit just to watch Green Day is insane.
08.02.2026 20:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The fact that going out to eat has become so abhorrent.
1. Over priced.
2. Food is poorly produced and made and does not taste right anymore
3. The general public is so disrespectful and unpleasant to be around in general anymore.
Like its not worth it to be miserable and pay $60 for 1 meal.
Spending my weekend making a paper mache Pet Rock.
07.02.2026 00:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Would be really chill if google and or microslop could stop deleting files that I fucking need.
05.02.2026 14:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
We are absolutely steam rolling towards Idiocracy.
Like full fledged "welcome to Costco I love you".
The fact that mcdonalds is expecting people to do math???
The penny hasn't disappeared. This is just a way to keep more of our money.
The Mayan calendar was right.
Society peaked in 2012.
One of the most pretentious and ridiculous things in the world:
"Sent from my iPhone"
Like a 10 year old who got a new toy and has to tell everyone every time he does something with it.
The fact that I have to suffer through a period or its side effects for 2 weeks out of every fucking month for most of my life when I am not even going to fucking have kids might be my 13th reason.
I am so sick of this bullshit. And then, when periods are over! A new hell in menopause!
Oh man, do I not have the skill for that haha
31.01.2026 20:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Remember Pride & Prejudice & Zombies?
May I present:
The Sound of Music & Nazis.
Where Daddy von Trapp secretly returns and mercs nazis.
Once again, I am asking for the ability to add pets to my health insurance plan.
30.01.2026 15:39 β π 213 π 4 π¬ 16 π 2Luckily we have a snow day. So I am not working. But I totally forgot this morning and had to buy cat food
30.01.2026 16:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Im also getting my normal political updates and videos.
And this morning I texted the words "Rebel Alliance" so its been a ton of Star Wars as well.
Oh and you're trying to block? Sorry, servers aren't working. Youre uninterested or trying to report? Sorry servers aren't working, here's a video of a 12 year old dancing really bad to a shitty song instead!
27.01.2026 03:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
And the same like 4 shitty products over and over by random number accounts.
Oh and let's not forget middle/high school trend annoying tik toks. Love that so much.