Absolutely astonishing how the "100% real" parts and the "it's a metaphor" parts align perfectly with each individual's personal politics.
11.02.2026 15:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@chaustin.bsky.social
Don't confuse me for a Democrat. “If we win here we will win everywhere. The world is a fine place and worth the fighting for and I hate very much to leave it.” ― Ernest Hemingway
Absolutely astonishing how the "100% real" parts and the "it's a metaphor" parts align perfectly with each individual's personal politics.
11.02.2026 15:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What an ineffectual twit.
28.01.2026 17:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The same thing that happened to Mussolini. The same thing that should happen to every Fascist.
23.01.2026 17:57 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Congresswoman, we need more than this. We need more than press conferences and social media posts. We need more than day-to-day legislative actions. The Democrats don't even seem like they want to win the mid-terms unless they can do so with the same spineless cowards already letting us down.
23.01.2026 17:03 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Taking my wife out for a fancy birthday dinner tonight. Don't tell her, but I think I'm going to spring for one piece of chicken, TWO pieces of broccoli, a corn tortilla, and something else.😏
16.01.2026 17:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If shooting somebody is an acceptable response to them not following the law, we would be able to clean out this whole administration in about a day.
15.01.2026 15:52 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I think you're giving the Democrats too much credit. They're asleep at the wheel and we're all worse off because of it.
15.01.2026 15:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Venn Diagram of people who think that Ashli Babbitt was murdered in cold blood, but that Renee Nicole Good "deserved it" for not following DHS commands is a circle.
08.01.2026 15:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Holiday fun? Check. Good courtroom drama? Check. Santa applying the necessary amount of violence to somebody who deserves it? Check.
24.12.2025 17:54 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0More or less exactly.
21.12.2025 03:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I pronounce it with approximately 40 "O"s in the first name and 2-4 in the last name.
21.12.2025 02:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I felt sorry for some of them the first time around. Not this time. Not even remotely.
18.12.2025 15:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm not surprised that stupid people support Trump. I am a little bit surprised with how often the Trump admin tells them they are stupid directly to their faces and they dance and cheer for it.
16.12.2025 19:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Forget feeling guilty. I will be dancing in the streets.
15.12.2025 16:39 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Stunning that all of the "antisemetic" folks I interact with are outraged about the Bondi Beach mass shooting. It's almost like their criticism of Isreal's genocidal actions was never about hating Jewish people...
14.12.2025 17:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He seems shitfaced
12.12.2025 21:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Tonight, I will NOT close down the live music bar so I can have a good and normal day tomorrow"
- Me, continuing to order vodka sodas cuz it's not *that* late yet.
Hmm, I will wait out this heart attack whilst I let the market figure out how much my life is worth to investors.
11.12.2025 01:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When do we start dragging them out into the street? We agreed to do peaceful protest as long as we had a voice at the table. Now that voice is gone.
29.10.2025 20:48 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Trump is an amazing litmus test for Christianity. Those who call themselves Christians and support Trump or MAGA are obvious oxymorons.
26.10.2025 23:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I never said anyone had a "right" to attack him. Nor did I claim that it should be legal to attack him (or, more accurately, steal his glasses). I do think it's predictable when you purposefully antagonize people trying to get a reaction, though. And, personally, I'm fine with bigots getting hit.
20.10.2025 20:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Nobody should be punished by the state for their speech. That doesn't mean you can go provoke whomever you'd like and they won't personally respond to it. This man also went beyond political speech into outright hate speech and slurs. Folks who do that might need a pop in the mouth.
20.10.2025 20:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yeah, supporting Trump/ICE, despicable as it is, doesn't warrant that. Yelling slurs and being a proud bigot does, though 😂
20.10.2025 20:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Fashies get bashies.
20.10.2025 20:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0😂😂😂And you for yours, I assure you. It's easy to pretend you're above it all on the internet.
20.10.2025 20:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0LOL I can only take that to mean that you came. Hope it was good for you.
Tell ya what. You keep on pretending that knowing is the same as doing and the adults will continue putting in the work in the real world.
It's just as safe to say you're a champion of mental masturbation. I'm sure YOU get a pass for participating in the system that you condemn everyone else for participating in, though. Everyone else must pass the purity test, but you pay your ISP bill and shrug off their evils.
20.10.2025 19:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0No, what is happening here is that you're jumping through hoops to avoid a very simple question. It's intellectualism for the sake of intellectualism and is utterly divorced from reality.
20.10.2025 19:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Dude, fuck that guy.
20.10.2025 19:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I assure you that you're participating. I'll ask again, what ARE you doing other than being a dick on the internet? Anything? Or do you imagine yourself to be morally superior by taking the easy approach? Doing nothing and calling it "non-participation" is for cowards and the lazy.
20.10.2025 19:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0