Sarah

life is a cabaret, old chum

This is beautiful.

In my defence someone sent me this 6 hours ago and it's been on loop in my head ever since

WE’D FIRE NO GUNS
SHED NO TEEEEEEEEEEARS

GODDAMN THEM ALL

Do you wanna build a papa can you hear me?

Interesting party splits on the Ontario ad about tariffs.

"People are getting free food and they might not deserve it!" who gives a shit man literally one of the unambiguously good things about the 21st century is we have lots of excess food production and we have the capacity to have hunger be significantly less important in decision making.

“Just buy a condo.” Ok. That will take nine years to save for using the same metric, and condo fees are almost the same as my current rent.

I’m going to be paying rent until my parents die. Or until I get renovicted and have to move in with one of them anyway.

Average house price in Ottawa last month: $780,187
Down payment on that: $53,018.70

Average latte: $7

53018.70/7/365=20.751 years

Let’s assume I buy a latte every day. It would take me over 20 years to save a down payment by skipping the latte.

Every time I see a Tony’s Chocolonely bar. Every time.

Tzatzikis

It used to be standard to get TWO checked bags.

You’d get meals on two hours flights in COACH.

papa’s getting lonely

Hot bath, Taskmaster, mayhaps a gummy of the devil’s lettuce

Pizza beans are that good. Luigi continues to be right.

Balls out! There is snow on the ground, my dude!

So much I love about this movie. The shrill Scottish landlady. The invisible man’s childlike glee in murder, skipping and frolicking down the lane. The explicit info that he is naked for most of the movie somehow making it past the censors.

"much like the mighty buffalo i have no fucking money" ~foggy buffalo

In the interest of cross-border friendship, I will now give Pete Hoekstra a tariff-free expletive-laden rant back.

Last night I had a dream I hung out with Taika Waititi and a bunch of his friends at a really cool playground? Also, we could fly.

ME: well and that’s the problem, right? that’s what so many people just can’t grasp

CHOTINER: you’re saying…

ME: yeah; that Heat hinges on romance. it’s a romance movie

CHOTINER: interesting. and you… endorse… the way these romances play out for the women in the movie?

ME: now wait a minute

Congratulations!

Gonzo and Rizzo

And Doctor Who, which did NOT die...

Helena Bonham Carter did a boxing movie??!

I don’t understand why people are so parasocial about Jennifer Aniston. But I’m also certain Kirsten Dunst and I would be fast friends.

shawarma time

getting a tiny chic line drawing wrist tattoo of 20 mg of fluoxetine 💫✨