life is a cabaret, old chum
02.11.2025 05:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@sourcitruslady.bsky.social
Not like other girls (I am covered in moss). Camp counsellor at @isitcamppod.bsky.social. She/her. π¨π¦ π³οΈβπ π΄ββ οΈ https://boxd.it/9HJ5X
life is a cabaret, old chum
02.11.2025 05:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is beautiful.
02.11.2025 05:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In my defence someone sent me this 6 hours ago and it's been on loop in my head ever since
01.11.2025 04:16 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0WEβD FIRE NO GUNS
SHED NO TEEEEEEEEEEARS
GODDAMN THEM ALL
01.11.2025 03:53 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Do you wanna build a papa can you hear me?
31.10.2025 20:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Interesting party splits on the Ontario ad about tariffs.
31.10.2025 19:51 β π 25 π 11 π¬ 10 π 3"People are getting free food and they might not deserve it!" who gives a shit man literally one of the unambiguously good things about the 21st century is we have lots of excess food production and we have the capacity to have hunger be significantly less important in decision making.
30.10.2025 16:41 β π 1392 π 306 π¬ 15 π 14βJust buy a condo.β Ok. That will take nine years to save for using the same metric, and condo fees are almost the same as my current rent.
31.10.2025 19:45 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Iβm going to be paying rent until my parents die. Or until I get renovicted and have to move in with one of them anyway.
31.10.2025 19:43 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Average house price in Ottawa last month: $780,187
Down payment on that: $53,018.70
Average latte: $7
53018.70/7/365=20.751 years
Letβs assume I buy a latte every day. It would take me over 20 years to save a down payment by skipping the latte.
Every time I see a Tonyβs Chocolonely bar. Every time.
31.10.2025 02:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Tzatzikis
31.10.2025 01:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It used to be standard to get TWO checked bags.
31.10.2025 01:02 β π 19 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Youβd get meals on two hours flights in COACH.
31.10.2025 01:01 β π 339 π 14 π¬ 16 π 6papaβs getting lonely
31.10.2025 01:01 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hot bath, Taskmaster, mayhaps a gummy of the devilβs lettuce
30.10.2025 22:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Pizza beans are that good. Luigi continues to be right.
30.10.2025 22:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Balls out! There is snow on the ground, my dude!
30.10.2025 22:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So much I love about this movie. The shrill Scottish landlady. The invisible manβs childlike glee in murder, skipping and frolicking down the lane. The explicit info that he is naked for most of the movie somehow making it past the censors.
30.10.2025 22:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0"much like the mighty buffalo i have no fucking money" ~foggy buffalo
23.10.2025 21:09 β π 183 π 53 π¬ 1 π 1In the interest of cross-border friendship, I will now give Pete Hoekstra a tariff-free expletive-laden rant back.
29.10.2025 18:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Last night I had a dream I hung out with Taika Waititi and a bunch of his friends at a really cool playground? Also, we could fly.
29.10.2025 13:09 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ME: well and thatβs the problem, right? thatβs what so many people just canβt grasp
CHOTINER: youβre sayingβ¦
ME: yeah; that Heat hinges on romance. itβs a romance movie
CHOTINER: interesting. and you⦠endorse⦠the way these romances play out for the women in the movie?
ME: now wait a minute
Congratulations!
28.10.2025 20:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Gonzo and Rizzo
And Doctor Who, which did NOT die...
28.10.2025 16:29 β π 531 π 119 π¬ 4 π 2Helena Bonham Carter did a boxing movie??!
28.10.2025 12:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I donβt understand why people are so parasocial about Jennifer Aniston. But Iβm also certain Kirsten Dunst and I would be fast friends.
28.10.2025 12:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0shawarma time
27.10.2025 21:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0getting a tiny chic line drawing wrist tattoo of 20 mg of fluoxetine π«β¨
27.10.2025 17:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0