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kaleb

@vekna.bsky.social

Inventor of the word "the"

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Do you think it costs less for it to be a champagne fountain on account of the pickle taste

28.01.2026 14:43 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I spent about 30 seconds in here before I noped out

27.01.2026 12:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ripped the penj so hard I gonked out and went cyberpsycho

14.09.2025 15:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

what is vaping technology like in cyberpunk 2077

14.09.2025 15:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It must be- just bought some from a mysterious salesman in his traveling cart to heal my various ailments and maladies

05.09.2025 00:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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based

02.04.2025 18:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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beautiful boy

20.02.2025 15:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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really craving a big ass 7-11 hot dog rn

20.02.2025 15:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

#itysl

14.02.2025 22:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this is a message to the awful little coughing child at the hamburger store that i got the flu from. i have recovered and i am going to find you like liam newson and kick your little ass

14.02.2025 00:01 — 👍 1481    🔁 96    💬 22    📌 1

I've spent 10 billion dollars to build a computer with the ability to be wrong

13.02.2025 12:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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thank you xfinity, very helpful

12.02.2025 18:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Your kitty looks a lot like mine!

12.02.2025 15:47 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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little best friend

06.02.2025 23:18 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

can't wait to watch my favorite fubo TV plus original series

06.02.2025 15:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Cooltrainer in the Ever Grande Pokemon Center: "If you've come this far, what choice do you have but to keep going?"

Cooltrainer in the Ever Grande Pokemon Center: "If you've come this far, what choice do you have but to keep going?"

06.02.2025 05:15 — 👍 8741    🔁 2264    💬 84    📌 65

Running out of cat facts smh I'm about to start making shit up

05.02.2025 16:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"balls"

02.02.2025 23:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

imagine putting a severance door in the bathroom so that version of you's entire life is peeing and pooping

02.02.2025 07:19 — 👍 1975    🔁 213    💬 36    📌 11
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The oldest known pet cat was buried 9,500 years ago in Cyprus, proving humans have been cat servants for millennia

01.02.2025 03:10 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

follow my cat fact robot 👀 I'm still learning python be nice lol

01.02.2025 00:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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fuck I shouldn't have brought a jacket today

31.01.2025 18:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I rolled 7 nat 1s this session lmao

31.01.2025 12:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

[eloquently] The President should be a totally different guy than he has been for his entire life.

30.01.2025 20:52 — 👍 2124    🔁 168    💬 14    📌 3
Okarun Dandadan thinks "gotta take my mind off it all somehow- focus on getting my nut back!"

Okarun Dandadan thinks "gotta take my mind off it all somehow- focus on getting my nut back!"

peak manga moment #dandadan

30.01.2025 19:26 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

kinda insane that after the events of naruto shippuden, orochimaru is just still hanging around I guess

30.01.2025 19:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

yeah they should only do rainbow batman from now on I think that makes the most sense

30.01.2025 13:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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wish the cowards at DC comics would bring back this plotline

30.01.2025 13:29 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0