Christine Nangle

his “Never Forget” is “Please Remember”

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this is so funny

A Texas megachurch pastor and GOP leader has been arrested for crimes against children. Not Robert Morris, a different one. Not Josiah Anthony, a different one. Not Luke Cunningham, a different one. Not Tony Evans, a different one. Not Scott Crenshaw, a different one. Not Steve Lawson, a different o

keep in mind there’s always the possibility that while doing your banded pull-ups you are greeted by teeny tiny Larry Bird.

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"PLEASE STOP!! I'M BORED!"

I think this is also the award ceremony where if your speech runs on too long a little girl walks on to stage shouting I’M
BORED I’M BORED STOP TALKING NOW

The Ig Nobel is incredible , one year an Indian guy won it for calculating the average surface area of an elephant and during his acceptance they had an elephant hold up a sign with the surface area of the scientist on it, they do showbiz better than the Oscars

bag of drizzilicious smores bites with slogan “mini rice cakes reimagined”

my god they did it.
they reimagined mini rice cakes.

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We need a bigger national spotlight on this building raid, fam. Agents dropped from helicopters onto the roof. Citizens and non-citizens alike were dragged from their homes in the night. People who weren't kidnapped during the raid had their belongings seized after the fact. This is madness.

idk. I prob won’t bc I think it needlessly perpetuates shitty classist sexist tropes about women who live in trailers. But sounds like you’re cool with that. 🤷🏻‍♀️

what does skank mean here

well well well

But also we’re terrified of the subway

we’re sliding so far backwards!

quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric

it’s great!

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they want to return the armed forces to a time when sexual assault was an “occupational hazard.” Direct quote.

The fact that hegseth, despite the security risks, called in every flag officer to hear — in person — that this result is now official military policy…

My insides are melting.

I can only say, at the very least, what a waste of talent. What a way to spit in the face of people who wanted to serve. What a dumbass tradeoff for the military.

I’m probably the dummy of the group - most of us transferred to Ivies and went on to have successful careers despite it all. We were all at the very top of our class.

Hegseth would likely say this was an ideal result. Why punish men for “earnest mistakes” for the sake of weak, feminine soldiers.

I don’t talk about this publicly, but hegseth drives me out of my silence.

I attended West Point from 1998-2000. I left, along with about 5 other young women, as a direct result of the military’s then-shameful (non) policies addressing sex harassment and assault.

Iran immediately canceling all fuck around plans!

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If you want some solace, and this may be copium, it does appear this shit bombed.

obv a very minor thing but- i’m trying to return something I bought and the company ONLY offers QR codes for the USPS, no printable labels. This seems deliberately inconvenient for people who work during the day and/or don’t live near a post office, right? Is this normal now?

omg jealous!

The headline here is “Hegseth announces changes that will protect domestic abusers in the military.” Even though this is incontestably true, no news organization will use this headline, because telling the truth is deemed impermissible if the truth hurts the right too much