your blood is better than mine!
28.02.2026 21:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0your blood is better than mine!
28.02.2026 21:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
28.02.2026 15:54 — 👍 10135 🔁 2760 💬 90 📌 127l: 40s, r: 20s
28.02.2026 18:38 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
dr mckay from The Pitt
Dr Santos from The Pitt
i’ve learned that last year several coworkers strongly agreed that “the girl on the Pitt” reminds them of me. Then at some point they realized they weren’t all talking about the same girl, and now consensus is i’m a blend of these two.
28.02.2026 18:23 — 👍 69 🔁 0 💬 7 📌 0they wouldn’t give me more than three and I was shivering so bad and they’re like ‘this happens sometimes.’ then a few weeks later I got a letter in the mail telling me there’s some variant/issue with my blood “DO NOT DONATE PLATELETS AGAIN” and I was like phew moral high ground w/o the work!
28.02.2026 18:14 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0so so so cold
28.02.2026 15:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0my advice dress warmly bring layers bc you get so cold during the process
28.02.2026 15:03 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
maybe ask people to define what “politics/ being political” means to them before asking them more.
it’s such a clickbaity thing to ask a celebrity (like asking if they’re a feminist) but lots of people define it differently, often stupidly and wrongly
that’s the last columbo!
25.02.2026 06:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0aw thanks!!
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high art
www.instagram.com/reel/DVHcGhk...
did you know that in the UK they see color differently than we do? (they see a u)
24.02.2026 19:28 — 👍 38 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0THIS IS CENTURY CITY MIKE
23.02.2026 22:42 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0hahahaha
23.02.2026 19:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“hmm christine, you know where there’s NOT any mention of you…?”
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a photo of Philadelphia Wedding magazine, with a photo of a bride on the cover.
Just got an email from our PR person. Philly Mag sent 20 copies of this month’s issue as there’s a piece about me/ my Simpsons episode.
She said “I have gone page by page and no article”
Folks, they sent 20
copies of THIS. Best/worst trolling of my life.
yay!! loved the book can’t wait
23.02.2026 06:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Christina I be so honest to you. I know a lotta people. Nobody walk like you.”
21.02.2026 17:54 — 👍 44 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0They told me my kid walks just like me and I was like wait- how do I walk? “Fancy.”
21.02.2026 17:51 — 👍 32 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0just found out all the Guatemalan nannies at the park have for quite some time been talking about the way I walk. (they like it)
21.02.2026 17:50 — 👍 59 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0this joke goes hard then you remember that he tore up the rose garden and then it goes harder
20.02.2026 16:12 — 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0BREAKING: Donald Trump has written a poem titled "My Darkness" and he will be reciting it from the Rose Garden at 1 PM Eastern Time.
20.02.2026 16:02 — 👍 1325 🔁 145 💬 25 📌 12I deactivated my facebook account 13 years ago. I was just informed that it’s still up. I had no idea. yikes.
19.02.2026 18:04 — 👍 16 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
On Feb. 4, Matt Selman, The Simpsons EP, texted Christine Nangle with an idea.
Their friend, Dan McQuade, planned to write about their Philly-themed episode. But he passed away before he could do so.
Selman and Nangle decided to add him to it — days before it aired www.inquirer.com/sports/dan-m...
on my bedroom floor
19.02.2026 00:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Dennis nedry jurrasic park "see nobody cares" meme reads Hey everybody, this guy still posts on X! See? Everyone is horrified and disappointed. They feel it speaks directly to your values.
18.02.2026 20:13 — 👍 18791 🔁 3701 💬 150 📌 31just a reminder @mikescollins.bsky.social had three gin and tonics on Feb 6
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They raided the jailed children to steal their letters.
The problem, in federal officials' minds, wasn't confining children in prison-camp conditions; it was that the children could tell the public about it.