Brian Andew Marek

Well maybe you shouldn't live a tabloid life, missy.

He inherited the genes of people who thought "Markwayne" was a reasonable name.

I've become kind of obsessed over his use of old man hair oil. It's not fucking 1952, for crying out loud.

I could do without seeing a President being sworn in in a hoodie.

I don't think there was any form of legal gambling in my home state of Missouri at the advent of the '80s. Then came the lottery. Then the "riverboat" (a laughable loophole) casinos. And now everybody everywhere can develop a crippling gambling problem online with Draft Kings, etc.

They must all own stock in Brylcreem and think it's still 1952.

Too tall? Cut the little shit in two.

Some people just look for any flimsy excuse to be offended by something.

FrEeDoM iSn'T FrEe is an incredibly trite expression, and seemingly only used when people die for no good reason - certainly not "freedom".

I didn't realize gambling could be even more normalized in America than it already was, but here we are, with a sadistic twist.

That is definitely a "yes, and?"

Where the fuck does she get this vindication from?

Euthanasia for all of them.

See? There ARE such things as stupid questions.

In what fucking universe is it his responsibility to lecture Girl Scouts about shit that has nothing to do with the DOD? Go drink yourself to sloppy, vomit-choking death, Pete.

People of no particular authority with the self-bestowed title of "pastor" argue about what their primitive bronze age superstitions really mean, tape at ten.

All the more reason for Musk to go there.

podium: "eat real food"
Robert F. Wormhost: "eat liver"

Well? Which one is it? I'm getting mixed messages here.

I hear The Rich can be very nutritious.

And this will make everybody's life better how...?

I've been waiting for that day all my life.

Can't say I'm too sympathetic when he willingly went to the White House.

A font only tech bros and 12 year old boys could love.

"Pro-Trump activists"... definitely a paid gig

I want a President that doesn't HAVE a connection with a child-rape ring.

Re overcomplication, I was once offered a Tesla at a car rental place. Just working out how to open the fucking doors took longer then it should, but then I couldn't figure out how to start the damn thing. Asked the rental car people and they didn't know. I ended up driving off in a normal car.

"Hi! We all rape children or cover up for those who do!"

I mean, just being a member of the Trump administration marks him as completely untrustworthy.

How great is it? Not at all. Thanks for asking, Feline Feces.

I miss shame.