Mj 🦇👐🏻

Okay, but 6 feet really isn't ✨️that✨️ far down.

Figuring out the wifi password at coffee shops is the adult equivalent of an eye spy

Happy St. PTSD to all who celebrate

I think I'll remember this spring as That Time I Got Really Into The Cranberries

Ugh, I need to watch this week's episode of Yellowjackets before Twitter spoils any more of it for me! Recreationally waking up to horror and violence in the background while I work is not how I wanna start my Fridays, but here we are 🙃

We live in the United States of Embarrassment amirite?

I love when I go downstairs to get a late night snack, and Mogg decides to do the same.

I don't miss his months long phase where he would wake me up at 3am every day and yell until we both had a late night snack together.

Hormonal Lisa's wig deserves a role in #Wicked the #Rusical, ideally as Elphaba. They could just throw it on a green mannequin head and fly it around the stage on wires!

#dragrace

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You deserve a little depression rot as a treat!

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Update: they're two different Jen's!

I'm so glad that the one I loosely know doesn't have a secret second family!

Is the Jen I'm volunteering with the Jen i know through my ex, or is everyone named Jen here and do all white women in FW look alike?

What a mystery

It's Valentine's day, so offuckingcourse it's a Duck Day for Mogg!

I'm seeing a GP for the first time in 18 years tomorrow, and I'm so nervous.

The last time i saw one was when I was having some thyroid issues in HS and at the end of the appt he told me that he would "see me next when I'm pregnant", and I (a lesbian) took that shit advice literally. 💀

Another day of going on my silly little jogs, clicking around some maps, and watching the world burn (derogatory).

Ugh, I'm already dreading rolling back the clock for Daylight Saving Time.

I'm so flattered!

I worked at a grain elevator with my dad for a few years when i could tell his health was in decline. I couldn't make a career out of that sort of work, but i miss it every now and then, and sometimes I wish i could pick up a weekend gig just to learn!

Thanks for asking for help and for calling me strong! I'm such a sucker for that!

I'm so thankful to work a job with flexible hours that allows me to do what I truly love (helping out my friends when they're in a pinch bc I'm a Service Lesbian).

My cat is having his favorite food (duck) today, and i thought that was very important to share!

Happy Duck Day, y'all!

I totally accidentally swallowed ✨️one✨️ of my fangs 🧛🏻‍♀️😁

They're such a Real One and so are you! I'm lucky my connection with them has brought you closer into my world- y'all both really do make the world a better place!

I love you too! Thanks for existing! 💜🖤✨️

In honor of them, I'm:
-feeding mogg his favorite food (it's a duck day, bb!)
-serving ass and tiddies (and going for a run)
-staying curious and engaged
-being an absolute bastion of support and validation for my loved ones
-living poetically and maybe even writing some poetry!

It's my friend/ beloved coworker/fellow lesbian cult member, @amesbog.bsky.social , 's birthday today! 🧛‍♂️🖤✨️

Say something nice about them or I'll fight you! ⚔️
(I won't really fight you, but you know what I mean)

Day three. Kill me.

Day two of a wicked headache behind my eyes.

I haven't been able to shake it off with meds or sleep, and I'm seriously considering taking a break to get a cold compress mask and some boxed mashed potatoes so I can make it through today.

I started my period just in time for a lesbian✨️ vampire zine making bday party I'm attending this weekend. 🩸💅

✨️(it's not specifically lesbian, it's just massively queer. Buuuuut I'm going as Marceline the Vampire Queen, and I'm bringing enough dyke energy to share!)

Yesterday I didn't drink enough tea and had a morning nap/couldn't wake up well.

Today I drank too much too early, and my brain has been running too quickly and tripping over itself.

Will I figure out the perfect morning potion for myself tomorrow? #thirdtimeisacharm