Wally

Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.

The president needs your help! He's collecting diarrhea for his plane. He has a plane that's 99% toilet with other people's diarrhea in it and he wears a little crown when he drives it around. Brave patriots please send your loose stool to your favorite diarrhea president for his diarrhea plane.

We were invited to a Star Trek themed dinner party and I was asked to bring macaroni and cheese. I never tried this before, hopefully the logo looks ok after it bakes.

A CTA bus is photoshopped on top of Chicago's Cloud Gate sculpture. Text on the image reads, "Places CTA buses don't belong... on the bean"

A CTA bus is photoshopped on top of Navy Pier's Centennial Ferris Wheel. Text on the image reads, "on top of Navy Pier's Centennial Ferris Wheel"

A CTA bus is photoshopped on top of a Chicago-style hot dog. Text on the image reads, "on a Chicago-style hot dog"

A white car drives in a bus only lane painted red. Text on the image reads, "Places cars don't belong... bus lanes"

Keep bus lanes and bus stops clear!
CTA buses equipped with Automated Bus Lane Enforcement technology will now issue warnings and tickets via mail to vehicles parked in bus lanes, bike lanes, and bus stops as part of the City of Chicago's Smart Streets pilot.

Half the guys at the plant my dad got his truck loaded in the 80s sounded like him and at some point that accent almost completely disappeared.

TRAM WM TRAM-WM is the official World Tramdriver Championship that take place on September 13, 2025 in Vienna

I really want to see the 18 wheeler drags one day. I realize the word Motorsport applies loosely at best, but during covid I got into championship tram driving. As a former bus roadeo contestant it was fun seeing transit professionals on tv. www.tramwm.com

Jodi is probably looking down somewhat relieved I didn’t know getting a bus engraved on our headstone was an option.

this is real human-centered design

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

Lol. UPS should give that guy a raise.

Same here, we’ve taken an awful turn under current leadership.

Meanwhile Don Jr and Eric are wondering why they never got a birthday card

𝗖𝗧𝗔 𝗦𝗬𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗠 𝗨𝗣𝗗𝗔𝗧𝗘: all lines are providing good service for ICE officers to take the first train out of town

It’s tough to narrow down my list of odd trucks and buses, but if I had to pick a favorite right now it would be the productmobiles of the Tour de France caravan. I would happily drive around in a melon or giant Orangina bottle if anyone knows where I can send my resume.

I ordered a couple shirts from Germany last week and haven’t gotten a shipping confirmation yet, I suspect I will get an email soon that it’s not coming.

Sometime ago this bedazzled Wrangler blew right by terrible into being good again. Every time I walk by it has something else. #CarsOfBordentown

Tropical Storms Erin is still a few days away and the water has risen above these vital beachfront properties.

The people complaining about modern cars never helped their Dads swear at ignition points in the rain on a family vacation.

Enjoying the boardwalk’s frequent transportation

I have packed my things and gone on vacation

Life comes at you fast

It’s Back-To-School Month! Remember, reading is fundamental for ages 5 through 79!

My wife needing a wheelchair really opened my eyes to how many terrible sidewalks are out there.

the ending of this explainer might surprise you

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I have wanted a V wagon since I first saw one.