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Ahhhh I dislike when I tell someone to do something & they don’t do it & it comes back to Bite them in the ass but they solely blame me

Ngl I forgot abt this place

Close up photo of a porcelain figurine depicting two adorable shorthaired kittens snuggling together, looking a little shy. They are covered with a pale teal glaze that is mottled lightly with other colors, you can see hints of brighter green, yellowish, a little red, royal blue. Like a light blue ice cream with some confetti bits melting in. They have features painted on with a dark blue glaze as well as inside the ears and shading at the end of the tail.

Sweetest little Royal Doulton kittens, ca. 1960. www.bonhams.com/auction/2530...

I feel very awkward playing DND esp since I barely know how anything works even though I’ve been playing for a year now

GORDON RAMSAY: and the eggs, they are?
UGLÙK: they eggs. Taste good. Canapé.
RAMSAY: no I mean, where do you get the eggs
UGLÙK (gesturing towards Shelob’s lair): Get from big spider
RAMSAY: from big spider. Fuck me. Canapé eggs from big spider. Fucking hell.

“Are you also autistic about your forks or are you okay with this one?” Real thing I said to my best friend, to which they responded “Yes, but I like those forks.” Followed by my disgust face & nodding while putting the fork on her plate. To each their own rlly😭

Love seeing all the cool people moving here

Hey mature content creators! Don't forget to inform your followers to turn on their settings so they can view your work!

I LIVE

Im very happy you’re here now

I genuinely have no idea how to social media anymore

TERU'S HERE!!!! TIME TO PARTAYYYYY!!!!

You’re so ungender I wish that was me ong 😭🫶🏽

So a lot of people who are in unstable, abusive, and/or periodically violent living situations keep cell phones hidden for emergencies.

If you know anyone in such a situation, make sure they know about FEMA's testing of its Wireless Emergency Alert (WEA) system next Wednesday.

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A photograph of a pair of purple mushrooms surrounded by green plant leaves on a forest floor.

I don't often photograph fungi, but for obvious reasons I couldn't resist this gorgeous purple pair!

They were pushing up through lush ground vegetation in the old-growth forest at Liffey Falls, Tasmania. 🧪

Omg yes, like pls a “hi, how are you?” is good enough

My fucking front camera stopped working along with my phone flashlight 🤠 if the destroyed back and old model wasn’t enough to warrant a new phone maybe this will be

I loveeee 🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽

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RIGHT!? WHY AM I CONFIDENTLY GOING TO SMOKE ONLY TO FEEL LIKE SM1 SLOBBERED ALL OVER MY WEED

How does one serve cunt in an archeologist sort of way

They always find something to get to at an inconvenient time omg 💀

Megan Thee Stallion looking confused

When smoking with 2 or more people, do y’all curl your lips in to avoid getting the joint/blunt wet at the mouth or are you inconsiderate asf? Asking for a family member

"we dont need gifs on bluesky" just say you hate me. just say you want me to get hit by a bus. just say you would throw me down a well if you could

Spend more on hairties and split half with her! + give her the plastic bags you get whenever you go to a store? Give her a cardboard box?

A pink and blue bird sits in a branch.

The best way to combat the Sunday scaries is to enjoy lots of colorful birb pics 🪶🎨 Birds Feed, show me some of your colorful bird friends please 🥹 here’s a lilac-breasted roller!

Throwing hands w these cramps, I’m not winning

tfw you get the bluesky invite

I like to think that Arbok's hood patterns are influenced by their environment. When they evolve, they can take on the markings of their parent, or they take after the trainer who raised them. OR maybe the most intimidating thing they've seen